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rabidfangirl

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Sep 30, 2002 19:51

Since when did the Mary Sue do all the wooing?

Oh well. Anything for my dearest, most darling, brave, handsome, wonderful shnookums. He's so beautiful, so wonderful ... so available.

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nazgulsteed September 30 2002, 17:15:05 UTC

My availibilty also explains why you have to do wooing. I go around trampling people. Sometimes I avoid getting chopped to bits by Eight until I run away in a cartoon outfit. Yes. Underneath this beautiful exterior lies something very very waterlogged.

Um. *shags you* Is that better? I need to go...run and hide behind a rock for a while and repair my costume. Drowned horses are not nice looking. *runs*

rabidfangirl September 30 2002, 17:21:06 UTC

*is shagged*

WOO HOO!

nazgulsteed September 30 2002, 17:32:17 UTC

*attempts to fiddle with needle and thread with hoofs* This was so much easier when I wasn't actually in existence, per say.

jenjinn September 30 2002, 17:39:15 UTC

You want some help there, pony-type beast?

nazgulsteed September 30 2002, 17:40:32 UTC

*eyedart* please? the um, tear is in a bad place. They don't make cell drawings as well as they used to. Tear at the slightest bit of exertation. And let's not talk about how the ink runs!

jenjinn September 30 2002, 17:48:11 UTC

Sit down. *gets out a wavy mun wand* This won't hurt a bit. *ZAP!* Well, maybe just a bit ...

nazgulsteed September 30 2002, 17:56:51 UTC

You're right! I didn't feel a thing! *twitches nose*

*spots tail out of corner of eye* what is this freakish deviltry? *tries to catch*

*zooms around in tight circles trying to grab tail*

jenjinn September 30 2002, 18:00:13 UTC

*quickly hides wand*

Um ...

I didn't do it. Willow did. Yes. That's it.

rabidfangirl September 30 2002, 18:02:15 UTC

WOO H--

What the HELL did you do to my shnookums?!

jenjinn September 30 2002, 18:04:10 UTC

It wasn't me. It was a little Ewok/Hobbit hero-type.

*nods seriously*

rabidfangirl September 30 2002, 18:05:27 UTC

*cries* My poor darling!

*weeps as she watches her shnookums chase his own tail*

nazgulsteed September 30 2002, 18:05:41 UTC

*scurries past*

rabidfangirl September 30 2002, 18:07:21 UTC

Sweetie, come back! What if I have a halfbreed?! What will I say when it asks about Daddy?!

nazgulsteed September 30 2002, 18:08:23 UTC

That daddy ran away to start storing nuts in his cheeks?

rabidfangirl September 30 2002, 18:10:15 UTC

*collapses on the ground and weeps*

The only nuts I care about are yours!

nazgulsteed September 30 2002, 18:15:01 UTC

*races up a tree and gets into a territory war with a gang of robins*

*becomes hardened street squirrel*

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