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[rabidfangirl]

I've been loping for the past day, and the love of my life still hasn't caught me.

Come, my love! Let us make your little ponies! Well, okay, so they'll be infertile halfbreeds, but everything's cute when it's little!

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[nazgulsteed]

No, I have fallen and am breathing slowly and painful. It's hard to stay in shape when you're a cartoon with no muscles to speak of *wheeze*

[rabidfangirl]

*trots back in perfect Mary Sue shape*

Oh my love! I am so sorry! I shall now italics at you until you feel better because of my bubbly teenybopper charm!

[nazgulsteed]

Hmm. I'm going to slash my throat on this handy dandy rock now, I think. Where's a Gimli when you need one?

Although, this isn't *that* bad... *listens to the singing begin* Never mind. *starts moving neck over piece of rock*

[rabidfangirl]

*pins ears in distress*

I'm sorry. I won't italics if it hurts you.

I just want to make baaaaaaaaaaabies. That's all. And you're so handsome and you had such a wonderful part in the stories and it was so tragic when all the Nazgul steeds got washed away ...

Please don't bleed to death. It's so messy, and red just absolutely clashes with the purple in your coat.