Oh, help!

Mar 03, 2003 22:06

Some kind soul, please come! Lord Boromir is injured!*fusses over the steward ( Read more... )

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((*Bursts out laughing* Poor boy.)) canonboz March 3 2003, 19:14:20 UTC
Sweet Eru on a jumping stick, lady, I'll be fine! It's just a small injury, a slight bit of pain. Nothing serious! I just need to sit down for a short while, that's all. Wince, both over the injury, and the Fangirl. Rabid doesn't even -begin- to describe her!

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((My revenge on him for dying in canon.)) rabidfangirl March 3 2003, 19:18:31 UTC
*helps Boromir into a seat (well, hinders might be a better word)*

Darling, what should I do? Do you need some ice? Some cool wash cloths? Some opium?

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((It's not his fault, poor Boz. *Hugs him*)) canonboz March 3 2003, 19:23:57 UTC
Winces in pain, but is too concerned with his pain to protest her "help" too much. Once he's settled, he grabs her collar, yanks her close, and speaks through clenched teeth. I need you to get me some ice, some cold water, and to get. The hell. Away. From. ME. If looks could kill...

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((I know. I know. *sighs and weeps for him*)) rabidfangirl March 3 2003, 19:26:23 UTC
*blithely ignorant*

Of course darling.

*darts in to give him a quick peck on the cheek*

Now I know you must be perishing for feminine attention, my dear, but the only way you'll get medical attention is if you let go of my bodice.

*smiles coyly, eyes sparkling with mischief*

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((Ahaha, oh dear, Lorie better watch out or SHE'S gonna be the injured one. Boz's close...)) canonboz March 3 2003, 19:28:37 UTC
Twitch, twitch. Long moment of silence, glare out in full force, and then... GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME WOMAN! OR ERU HELP ME - !!!!!

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((Actually, she doesn't have a name aside from the Elvish and Fangirl. *wink*)) rabidfangirl March 3 2003, 19:31:22 UTC
*unclenches his fingers with Mary Sue strength and saches down the hall to get some cold compresses*

You just wait right there, my lord. I'll be back momentarily.

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((Oh. Eheh. Wonder where I got Lorie from, then...)) canonboz March 3 2003, 19:33:39 UTC
Yells after her. Don't come back! Don't you dare come back!

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((It's okay. She's a complicated girl.)) rabidfangirl March 3 2003, 19:39:25 UTC
*prances back and presses an ice pack against his knee*

There you are, dear. You just keep that on for an hour and don't go anywhere. I'll be tending to the children if you need me.

*plants a kiss on his cheek, then turns self into a donkey and goes to suckle a whinnying Gonn*

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Freedom! canonboz March 3 2003, 19:45:55 UTC
Don't come back you! Don't you dare!

Watches her walk off, and clenches a fist while he presses the ice-pack against his injured knee. Sneaking off? Yeah, definitely an option, once the pain has faded some...

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vanthene March 3 2003, 19:57:58 UTC
Do you need help, my Lord?

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