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The mun finally took me to the movie.
*crosses arms*
My perceptions are clearly faulty, because I could have sworn I saw Glorfindel falling during the course of the film. Sweetie, I nearly cried, until I remembered that it would have been canon-you and not you-you and that it wasn't really either of you at all.
And you you! What balrog crawled up your butt?
While I'm at it, how could you?!
And how could you?
You don't have to explain yourself. I thought you were very sexy and delicious and I want you right now noble.
*crosses arms*
My perceptions are clearly faulty, because I could have sworn I saw Glorfindel falling during the course of the film. Sweetie, I nearly cried, until I remembered that it would have been canon-you and not you-you and that it wasn't really either of you at all.
And you you! What balrog crawled up your butt?
While I'm at it, how could you?!
And how could you?
You don't have to explain yourself. I thought you were very sexy and delicious and I want you right now noble.