Who cares about deer, I almost hit a Cow!
Conversation between me and a campus police officer 12:30 AM.
Officer - Hello, campus police.
Me - Hi, this might sound strange, but I was just out on McCafferty road and there are cows standing in the street. I didn't know if this is the right place to call.
Officer - Oh no, you called the right place. This happens all the time.
Me - Well, I'm not hurt, they moved when I drove up. I just didn't want some speeder to come up on them quick.
Officer - Yeah, they are slow going. You did the right thing, sir. We'll just call the farmer and he'll put them back.
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Then he took my name and number, presumbly in case I was lying they could come shoot me.
Officer - Hello, campus police.
Me - Hi, this might sound strange, but I was just out on McCafferty road and there are cows standing in the street. I didn't know if this is the right place to call.
Officer - Oh no, you called the right place. This happens all the time.
Me - Well, I'm not hurt, they moved when I drove up. I just didn't want some speeder to come up on them quick.
Officer - Yeah, they are slow going. You did the right thing, sir. We'll just call the farmer and he'll put them back.
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Then he took my name and number, presumbly in case I was lying they could come shoot me.