White Collar Haikus
On the Eleventh Day of Ficmas, my true love gave to me...the inspiration for these (corny) haikus. "Enjoy."
Neal
Blue eyes, dazzling smile.
He won’t lie to you, but his
hand’s in your pocket.
Peter
Our Agent in Charge.
If anyone can catch Neal,
Peter will, always.
Elizabeth
Beautiful, smart, the
heart of the operation.
Keeps Peter in line.
Moz
Best friend, accomplice.
He’s got Neal’s back, as long as
he can drink his wine.
Diana
Take-charge, sexy, smart.
You know she’ll wear the hat and
then she’ll bust your ass.
June
An ageless beauty;
landlord or partner in crime?
Pass the Parcheesi.
Jones
Sexy Agent Jones.
Whatever, Travolta, just
slip on the handcuffs!
White Collar
Our fave obsession.
Eastin, give us what we want:
More shirtless Bomer.
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