Whump 'Im, a Song Parody

[rabidchild]

Whump ‘Im, A Song Parody

Imagine this to the tune of "Whip It" by Devo. If you're too young to know the song or the band, I can't help you... GET EDUCATED! 80's New Wave is your LEGACY, GOD!

With all apologies to Mark Mothersbaugh (really man, you’re a hero, and I’m not worthy of kissing your shitty boots)

whump that woob!
give his face a smack
step on his hands
break his aching back
when a baddie comes along
you must whump ‘im
before the plot holes they prolong
you must whump ‘im
when something's going wrong
you still must whump ‘im

now whump ‘im
in the face
shake him up
give chase
no quarter
bash his head
he’s your woobie
never too late
to whump ‘im
whump ‘im good

when a good ep comes around
you must whump ‘im
you will never live it down
unless you whump ‘im
plunnies don’t go away
until you whump ‘im

i say whump ‘im
whump ‘im good
i say whump ‘im
whump ‘im good

whump that bitch
give him bad disease
locked in a cell
the fangirls you’ll appease
when a good friend comes along
you must whump ‘im
become the baddie’s pawn
while you whump ‘im
then slash it up ‘til dawn
because you whumped ‘im

now whump ‘im
in the face
mess it up
but wait
too much now
time for pets
need the comfort
it's not too late
to hug ‘im
rub his back
push his hair back
get tea
go on now
cuddle up
make it all better
it's not too late
cuz you whumped ‘im
you whumped ‘im good