Spockian T-shirt Slogans

[rabidchild]

OK, so, a couple of weeks back, I published a Kirk/Spock fic wherein Kirk tried to teach Spock how to talk dirty. Let's say that by the end, he'd gotten the hang of it. Well, one thing led to another and by the end of the week, we had a few comments calling for Spockian takes on common t-shirt cliches. And then kanarek13 got involved and, well...










Care to guess what these t-shirts say in Terran English?