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Today was really bananarific
I got out of bed super early : at 10 AM.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so sad. Kitty got eaten by pikachu.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I am 2% milk.
I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Now, for pictures of Kitty when I got her all stung out on coke.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with. First name, last name, age, location, gender, everthing!
GASP! I LEARNED TODAY THAT I CAN THINK FOR MYSELF! LYKOMGWTFLOLZ!!!!!!!!!11111one.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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I got out of bed super early : at 10 AM.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so sad. Kitty got eaten by pikachu.
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I am 2% milk.
I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Now, for pictures of Kitty when I got her all stung out on coke.
I want to say thanks to the academy for giving me this award.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with. First name, last name, age, location, gender, everthing!
GASP! I LEARNED TODAY THAT I CAN THINK FOR MYSELF! LYKOMGWTFLOLZ!!!!!!!!!11111one.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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