Harry Potter and the Slashed-Up Canon
This is one of the greatest things I have ever read in my entire life. It made me laugh so hard that once I fell of my couch. I actually ROTFLMAO-ed. I also had to take at least two breaks aside from that to recover because I was in pain from laughing so hard. For anyone else it probably won't be as funny, but it will be pretty damn great.
This is a very short one-shot (one chaptered) Harry Potter fic. It is Harry/Draco, but here is the catch: it is made up ENTIRELY of quotes from the books! There isn't a sentence in there that isn't from Rowling (although it was about one word off on one quote that I noticed). It's meant as a parody and not as a shipper story. It's entertaining to everyone, even those that don't ship Harry/Draco. It's just absolutely amazing that the entire thing could be done with nothing but book quotes! It's mainly just a sex scene, too! That's the greatest part. It's all from the book. The only thing that has to be assumed is that "wand" is a euphemism.
Please read it; it's short and hysterical! Be warned though, it's definitely PG-13 slash, and if you are offended by that then please just don't bother.
Harry Potter and the Slashed-Up Canon!
This is a very short one-shot (one chaptered) Harry Potter fic. It is Harry/Draco, but here is the catch: it is made up ENTIRELY of quotes from the books! There isn't a sentence in there that isn't from Rowling (although it was about one word off on one quote that I noticed). It's meant as a parody and not as a shipper story. It's entertaining to everyone, even those that don't ship Harry/Draco. It's just absolutely amazing that the entire thing could be done with nothing but book quotes! It's mainly just a sex scene, too! That's the greatest part. It's all from the book. The only thing that has to be assumed is that "wand" is a euphemism.
Please read it; it's short and hysterical! Be warned though, it's definitely PG-13 slash, and if you are offended by that then please just don't bother.
Harry Potter and the Slashed-Up Canon!