Permanently Confused
One of the problems that I have in life is that I'm permanently confused -- hence the subject of this post. I have a full week off from school for spring break, and despite the fact that it's only the beginning of the week, I've been confused more times than I can count.
For example:
- It's snowed about three inches here at my house, and yet I'm on so-called Spring Break. What happened to the beach and/or Cancun? (I wouldn't go near any popular Spring Break hangouts, but that's a story for another day.) Instead of spending my week off in floral sundresses (of which I have exactly none, but that is beside the point), I am bundled up in old sweatshirts and nice warm, thick socks. Cold feet and Spring Break do not mix, unless one is talking about the variety of cold feet peculiar to weddings, but then again I digress.
- My parents object strongly to my staying up late/sleeping in. I just don't get it. They know I'm a college student. They know that I'm regularly pulling all-nighters at school, so what's so different about doing it here at home? I'm not exactly keeping anyone awake. How does my sleeping in hurt anyone? They act offended. Confusion abounds.
- Megan ( squirrels_oh_no ) has the supernatural ability to type with a large cat on her hands. Ask for the pictures. I have no idea how she does it. I have since dubbed her Fuzzy Fingers.
This can go on, and will once I remember all of the confusing instances that I've been through lately. (In addtion to being permanently confused, I am also insanely forgetful. So yes. If I remember, I'll update. Maybe.
Over and out,
Bethany
For example:
- It's snowed about three inches here at my house, and yet I'm on so-called Spring Break. What happened to the beach and/or Cancun? (I wouldn't go near any popular Spring Break hangouts, but that's a story for another day.) Instead of spending my week off in floral sundresses (of which I have exactly none, but that is beside the point), I am bundled up in old sweatshirts and nice warm, thick socks. Cold feet and Spring Break do not mix, unless one is talking about the variety of cold feet peculiar to weddings, but then again I digress.
- My parents object strongly to my staying up late/sleeping in. I just don't get it. They know I'm a college student. They know that I'm regularly pulling all-nighters at school, so what's so different about doing it here at home? I'm not exactly keeping anyone awake. How does my sleeping in hurt anyone? They act offended. Confusion abounds.
- Megan ( squirrels_oh_no ) has the supernatural ability to type with a large cat on her hands. Ask for the pictures. I have no idea how she does it. I have since dubbed her Fuzzy Fingers.
This can go on, and will once I remember all of the confusing instances that I've been through lately. (In addtion to being permanently confused, I am also insanely forgetful. So yes. If I remember, I'll update. Maybe.
Over and out,
Bethany