Man from the future saves Denmark!
The Large Hadron Collider (a gigantic, expensive, and powerful science machine) in Switzerland was sabotaged by a MAN FROM THE FUTURE!!!!
Not really, but it was reported so as an April Fool's prank. He was caught trying to find fuel for his Mr. Fusion to return home.
Best part of the article:Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Truth, sometimes, can be stranger than fiction, though. The Large Hadron Collider has previously been sabotaged by a bird with a bauguette crumb. I kid you not. ("It's like bulls-eyeing womprats back home"!)