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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ralph Waldo Emerson!

1. The opposite sides of Ralph Waldo Emerson always add up to seven.
2. Ralph Waldo Emerson can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Ralph Waldo Emerson has 7.
4. Cats use their Ralph Waldo Emerson to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
5. Olympic badminton rules say that Ralph Waldo Emerson must have exactly fourteen feathers.
6. During World War II, Americans tried to train Ralph Waldo Emerson to drop bombs.
7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Ralph Waldo Emerson.
8. Scientists have discovered that Ralph Waldo Emerson can smell the presence of autism in children.
9. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Ralph Waldo Emerson!
10. If you cut Ralph Waldo Emerson in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Drag Queens!

1. Drag Queens are the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Drag Queens!
3. The Drag Queen-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Drag Queen-fights take place there every day!
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Drag Queens!
5. Tradition allows women to propose to Drag Queens only during leap years.
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Drag Queens!
7. Drag Queens were declared extinct in 1902.
8. A Drag Queenometer is used to measure Drag Queens.
9. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Drag Queens.
10. In 1982 Time Magazine named Drag Queens its 'Man of the Year'.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Queers!

1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Queers.
2. Queericide is the killing of Queers!
3. Queerolatry is the mindless worship of Queers.
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Queers are all berries.
5. Queers can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
6. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Queer state'.
7. Queerology is the study of Queers.
8. Queers are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Queers!
9. Queers are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
10. Queers cannot swim.

*sigh* okay...I've had my fun!

love,
Erin