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type in your answer to each question in the search box
then write the definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
tânia
- Girl's name for characteristically: smart, pretty, and shy females
-they dont know what they have which makes them even more loveable
2) Your age?
22
- The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
3) One of your friends?
Sara
-Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h".
4) What should you be doing?
estudar
- An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
5) Favorite color?
verde
- yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6) Birthplace?
Porto
- 2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.
7) Month of your birthday?
September
- a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
8) Last person you talked to?
Nelson
- An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
9) One of your nicknames?
bunny
- A small woodland creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. this creature can jump as high as it wants. if you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed. Some major attacks used by a bunny would be "pounce" or "chomp". It's main weakness is Rockets and Atomic bombs. If you ever go to battle with one of these rodents make sure to be prepared!
Example 1
Steve - what a cute bunny
Bunny - *cluck cluck*
Steve - i guess it's time to find some rockets cause i've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't.
Narator - and so steve and the bunny fight to the death. however the bunny is to swift for such imbocilic tactics and comes out on top. he hops away to eat a carrot. steve remains dead for the rest of eternity.
AHAHA!
type in your answer to each question in the search box
then write the definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
tânia
- Girl's name for characteristically: smart, pretty, and shy females
-they dont know what they have which makes them even more loveable
2) Your age?
22
- The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
3) One of your friends?
Sara
-Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h".
4) What should you be doing?
estudar
- An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
5) Favorite color?
verde
- yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6) Birthplace?
Porto
- 2nd biggest city in Portugal. One of the coolest ancient urban areas in europe with the the only hard working people in an otherwise lazy country. People talk fast and mix up their b's and v's. They are generally real nice but like New Yorkers they can get pissed if you start doing stupid shit. So don't do stupid shit. Don't drive unless you want to reduce your life span by 10 years.
7) Month of your birthday?
September
- a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
8) Last person you talked to?
Nelson
- An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
9) One of your nicknames?
bunny
- A small woodland creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. this creature can jump as high as it wants. if you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed. Some major attacks used by a bunny would be "pounce" or "chomp". It's main weakness is Rockets and Atomic bombs. If you ever go to battle with one of these rodents make sure to be prepared!
Example 1
Steve - what a cute bunny
Bunny - *cluck cluck*
Steve - i guess it's time to find some rockets cause i've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't.
Narator - and so steve and the bunny fight to the death. however the bunny is to swift for such imbocilic tactics and comes out on top. he hops away to eat a carrot. steve remains dead for the rest of eternity.
AHAHA!