What goes up...

Jun 06, 2006 13:01

Alright Jeremy, looks like I'm up. Be prepared for a scare.

Open your choice of music player [iTunes, Limewire, Kazaa, ect.] and
put it on shuffle. Press play. For every question type the song that's
on. And when you go to a new question press the next button. No
cheating.

Opening credit: Kenny Loggins - For the First Time (Heh)
Waking up: R.E.M. - Lotus
First Date: Porcupine Tree - Feel So Low (What a downer of a first date!)
Falling in love: Radiohead - Go To Sleep[Little Man Being Erased] (This is encouraging.)
Fight scene: Gorillaz - Intro (lame)
Breaking up: The Soundtrack of Our Lives - Psychomatum X2000
Getting back together: R.E.M. - Man on the Moon (eh?)
Secret love: Kool & the Gang - Jungle Boogie (And what a secret love it was!)
Life's okay: Mai Yamane - See You Space Cowboy
Mental breakdown: Gorillaz - Kids with Guns (ha!)
Driving: Porcupine Tree - Waiting (for the green light?)
Learning a lesson: Porcupine Tree - Slave called Shiver
Deep thought: The Used - Buried Myself Alive (ugh, need to get rid of this crap.)
Flashback: Radiohead - The Gloaming
Partying: Perfect Circle - The Outsider (Nice. Freakin' iTunes always putting me down.)
Happy dance: Phil Collins - Dance into the Light (One of my guilty pleasures. :D )
Regretting: Live - Forever might not be Long Enough.
Long night alone: R.E.M. - Saturn Return
Death scene: Bee Gee's - Staying Alive (Hahahaha! Take that death scene!)

As usual, my outlook pretty much doesn't make any sense at all. But let's pretend it did and make a story around it.

Joe was a cheery fellow. Everything he did, he experienced like it was his first time all over again. One day, however, he woke up and got ready to eat his normal breakfast. Drowsily opening his box of Wafflecrisps, he poured out his cereal and doused it with milk ever so clumsily. He was a bit sleepy, the previous night having been filled with his friend Jacky D.. He gripped his spoon and bit down on something a bit too soft and flat....Looking down he noticed half of what appeared to be a piece of lotus in his bowl. He spat it out and washed his mouth, remembering that he had a blind date today! "Don't want to be late!" he exclaimed as he spat his toothpaste out.
He sat down outside the trendy cafe, all dressed up and ready for lovin', when a finger tapped his shoulder and asked in a lady-like voice, "Are you my blind date?". He turned around and stood up, only be to be staring straight into the eyes of the woman he had once passioned for, and she back. It was an old story, and they had parted many years ago. At the remembrance of the fellow, the woman stared in horror, and ran away telling herself, "Not this creep again..". Joe slumped back into his chair...she made him feel so low. He slumped back home feeling his love for her rekindle. Alas, he had to go to sleep. "Like a little man being erased," he muttered. His dream, an odd one, had him fighting a gorilla in a boxing arena. "An introduction is not needed folks," the announcer had said, "As the heavy weight champion of the world is off to fight this 400 pound gorilla!". Luckily, Joe always carried his Psychomatum X2000 with him in his dreams, and as he flipped the 'On' switch on the gizmo, the Gorilla lit up and began breaking up into many pieces. "Alright!" Joe screamed in relief.
He woke up in his bed to an obscene knocking-like noise at the door. Drudgingly he shuffled to the door and opened it. Standing there was Claire, who look at his underdressed self and then proceeded to say, "Joe, I've been thinking since we met yesterday...I think I'm going to just move away. You are creeping me out too much!" Joe rebuttled in astonishment, "Why no! Heavens no! I thought quite the opposite, in fact why don't we get back together?!" At this rude comment Jane snapped, "I've had it with you! Joe, I wouldn't get back together with you if you were the first Man on the Moon! What arrogance!" And she stormed off. No matter. Joe was in the mood for some fun, and he knew someone that the other's didn't. Dressing up in his best dancing outfit, he glided his way to the local dance hall and met with his secret love, Ludwig Van. "Hallo Ludvig! Vat iz up!?" He yelled towards her. She yelled back as much as she could, but it was hard to hear since blaring through the speakers was non-other than Welcome to the Jungle! "Boogie down time! Hush!" Ludwig managed. And they boogied. Ooh they boogied. Life was okay, afterall.

See you Space Cowboy.

I'm off to bugger people to write music reviews. I'll finish this later.


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