LACE BLOOMERS QUOTEBOOK!
GET IN THE CAR FUCKING PHONE!!!!
LACE BLOOMERS!
DON'T MIND ME, JUST TAKING MY HORSE FOR A WALK...ON A LEAD!
STOP SUMMONING EMOS!
FUCKING RING ROAD!
STOP GIRL WANKING IN THE CAR!
I wasn't girl wanking...I WAS MASTURBATING!!!
*guy on bicycle rides into lamppost*
TEA! CAKE! SPLENDID!
KINKY UNDERWEAR!
ANKLES!
SHOCKING!
Lace bloomers? Whatever will 4chan say?!?!?!
Ah so you're one of those girls who sleeps with a rabbit?
No...I sleep with two!
*Steampunk guy proceeds to go bright red*
I'M JUST READING HIS JACKET!!!!
You should pierce your hat nipple!
Lady Elsie's Temperance Meeting sponsored by Hendrick's "Health Tonic"
BOYLESQUE!
I hope it's not [name redacted] 0.o
*shimmy shimmy shimmy*
When I go home tonight I am going to show him my bloomers!
Shocking!
THOR PANTS!!!
MY BLOOMERS ARE DROPPING DOWN!!!!
I seem to have ended up with a back full of Gentlemen's phone numbers 0.o They're all traders, honest!
This pole seems to think it's a drunk guy at a bar, the further I push it away from me the nearer it slides back!
Did we really just have a conversation about what we can't eat on our periods while an old man silently followed us?
*THUD*
Are they fighting?
OH MY GOD! *rolls down window* GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!!!
SORRY WE'RE DRUNK!!!
THEY WERE SHAGGING ON MY CAR!!!
HE COULD HAVE SPUNKED ON MY CAR!!!
MY POOR CAR NEED THERAPY!!!
LACE BLOOMERS!
DON'T MIND ME, JUST TAKING MY HORSE FOR A WALK...ON A LEAD!
STOP SUMMONING EMOS!
FUCKING RING ROAD!
STOP GIRL WANKING IN THE CAR!
I wasn't girl wanking...I WAS MASTURBATING!!!
*guy on bicycle rides into lamppost*
TEA! CAKE! SPLENDID!
KINKY UNDERWEAR!
ANKLES!
SHOCKING!
Lace bloomers? Whatever will 4chan say?!?!?!
Ah so you're one of those girls who sleeps with a rabbit?
No...I sleep with two!
*Steampunk guy proceeds to go bright red*
I'M JUST READING HIS JACKET!!!!
You should pierce your hat nipple!
Lady Elsie's Temperance Meeting sponsored by Hendrick's "Health Tonic"
BOYLESQUE!
I hope it's not [name redacted] 0.o
*shimmy shimmy shimmy*
When I go home tonight I am going to show him my bloomers!
Shocking!
THOR PANTS!!!
MY BLOOMERS ARE DROPPING DOWN!!!!
I seem to have ended up with a back full of Gentlemen's phone numbers 0.o They're all traders, honest!
This pole seems to think it's a drunk guy at a bar, the further I push it away from me the nearer it slides back!
Did we really just have a conversation about what we can't eat on our periods while an old man silently followed us?
*THUD*
Are they fighting?
OH MY GOD! *rolls down window* GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAR!!!
SORRY WE'RE DRUNK!!!
THEY WERE SHAGGING ON MY CAR!!!
HE COULD HAVE SPUNKED ON MY CAR!!!
MY POOR CAR NEED THERAPY!!!