fucking midnight picnick babi!
oh my god, what a fucking adventure! ok...yesterday, i decided i wanted to go see all the shooting stars, so by 10 o clock, id managed to get two cars of people to agree to my midnight picnic and off we bloody well went! whoop! so our car *me big G, lil G and miss Joey* toodled to this hoooooj mountain, where it was ppiiiiiiitch black and really scary and we started talking about scary stuff we'd heard on the news, and joking about all getting horribly decapitated and the like and i started to get a little scaredid! :P so we decided to toodle to this park...thing...where someone hung themselfs a few weeks ago....
well we all sat in the car tucking in to crippps and chocolate and minging cheapy bottles we'd bought, just sharing random stories, and having a wiked time while we waited for the other car of people. they finally arrived and we all squished in that car! it was lush, like something from a car advert *you can even have a picnic in your superduper car!* lushness! well...hours went by...and the rain was still bouncing inches off the floor...and clouds ceased to part...so the "stars" thing wasn't gunna happen... so we decided to put the show on the road and find somewhere else to hang for a bit before making our way home..."we'll follow u matt!" ...famous last words...
so we "followed matt" ....nearly to fecking england ::TIP:: neverever follow a car if Rozy is directing! haha! well we were runnin outta petrol, and screaming *DONT GO TO ENGLAND!* at the tops of our voices wasnt working...finally matt pulls over in what he "thought was a petrol station" but was actually....an abandoned warehouse type thing! *not amused face*...
the rain was like, the heaviest ive ever seen it it was drumming on the top of the car and was quite terrifying!...the rain was so tepmting......we dragged everyone out of both cars and all played in the rain! there was me and joey laffin and dancing, rozy and joda runnin about like loonies, big G having a pee, and ginger matt standing there looking...wel...like a wet ginger matt basically! lol! we acted out a few "i love you! *run to eachother - romantic music - camera zoom out - end credits * type thing and then all crammed back in the cars laffin like drains and dripping like...wet things!
i tell u what, it is one of the most exhillerating feelings in the world, dancing in the bouncing rain! i fekt amazing (and wet!) so we went in convoy to the petrol station, where we convinced the foreign servicestationdood we were all american....for no reason other than sheer amusement!! rammed back into cars and made a beeline for home...cars split up, waves, kisses, hugs, byebyes...
so we are plodding along, still pouring rain...we dwell on the events of the night, like when we were all scared on the mountain and were joking about like, turning the radio on and it being like, the jeepers creepers theme tune or somethin, or like a voice sayin YOUR ALL GUNNA DIIIEE!!!....we turn the radio on.....
ok, now this is creepy as fuck! we turn the radio on, and its half way through a news report thing...........we just hear a solemn lady's voice
"and within half an hour, they all died." radio clicks off. car judders, go through hoooj puddle, driver cant see, all screaaaaaaaammmmm, .....we break down
lush
so we're on a big roundabout, broken down... its nearly 2am ... we kinda..have noooo idea what to do! there are hardly annny cars about...so we push the car into this industrial estate thing. and....wel... wait! car wont start......we wait....car wont start....we wait....car wont start. we come to the conclusion car is fucked...we wait...
ok, so we think of what the hell we're gunna do next...ree does the only thing she knows when in an emergency....she cracks open the breakaway biscuits! we all have a munch..it calms us a little...we try the car again....*judder, judder....vrooom!!* THANk FUCK FOR BREAKAWAYS! so we bobb along on 1st, and we all juust make it home, all dripping wet...and i had the best nights sleep ive had in fucking ages.
thank you all for such an amazing adventure! cant wait til the next adventure! whoopwhoop!
much love, miss Reeb x x x x