003- Virus alert

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz has never had his shots, so to speak, and all he knew about the ones here was what he had heard from Porom, which was less than pleasant. So when the nice young men in the clean white coats scary people in the rubber suits showed up at his house brandishing needles? It was time to unleash the psycho-fury

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[brat_inadress]

[Hearing the noise, Aoi walked into the room and screamed when he looked at you.]

OH MY GOD! [coughs a bit] THE COLORS! AND THE-- OCTOPUS!

[He points at Raz while screaming and then begins to back up while rabidly coughing.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

[All but jumps ten feet in the air and wheels around in shock.]

H-hey! What's the big id- [but he doesn't get to finish because he's drowned out by the crazy ranting. Well, that can't be good.]

Oh, no, they got you, too!

[brat_inadress]

[Congratulations Raz, you went from Monkey-jiji to Brightly Colorful Octopus.]

I don't know what you are talking about you eight-legged freak!

[But then he trips over the chair, looking at it, he thinks it's your goon, the squid.]

Now you're sending your [cough] army against me!

[He kicks the chair but then begins to cough violently.]

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz just kind of... stares]

I think you should lie down. You're... not well.

[Understatement of the century!]

[brat_inadress]

[Aoi manages to fit in a few words in between the coughing.]

Snakes [cough cough] on furni- [cough] -ture!

[ra_ra_razputin]

Then, uh... lie on the floor? M-maybe I should find a doctor...

[brat_inadress]

[The cross-dresser finally stops coughing.]

NO! NOT THEM! I know, you're in league with the guys in the suits! You're the gang leader of them all, you octopus that oddly sounds like Monkey-jiji.

[ra_ra_razputin]

How can I be in league with those guys if I just kicked one of them in the face? I mean, we can probably find somebody here who's NOT a drone and- I am not a monkey!

[brat_inadress]

Of course you're not a monkey. You're an annoyingly colorful octopus. Who knew eight-legged freaks had identity issues?

[ra_ra_razputin]

But you just-!! [groooooan] This is getting ridiculous.

[brat_inadress]

Yes. You are a ridiculous octopus! You hurt my eyes.

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Kind of wants to strangle you right now]

Okay... just... lie down somewhere and I'll go... soak a hand towel in cold water or something.

[brat_inadress]

... Okay. But that hand towel better not be a cuttlefish or something.

[The poor idol doesn't want to be strangled. Especially when he just died.]