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yo what up mutha FUCKAS.... not too much over yonder, i am babysitting at the moment, i had a near death experience today, i thought i was going to die, it hurt like a BIATCH! i was in adventure bound, and my sweatshirt was on the other side of the fence, so i go to jump the fence, and i hit the fence with uhm... my.... uhm... ... im thinking of a nice word for vagina but cant think of one =) sorry. so yeah i was in pain i thought i was going to never be able to have children. but then the pregnancy test proved me wrong. just kidding =) i kinda missed a step for that.
so then i go to work, and i was the only teacher with the kids, like 28749812731 of them. all up in my grill. and im like OMG!! children EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then this kid jordan he's friggin adorable but that besdies the point. he gets on my lap and he points to my shirt and he says in his cute little voice "whats that" and i said my shirt and he goes "its not ur boobies?" and i started to crack up and my boss comes out and she's like wahst so funny? SO I TOLD HER!! and she was laughing too. and then i had to change 290731283 diapers and vaccume for 290381209 hours. and i think i like to write a lot of 198398213 numbers! anyways, yeah so i was vaccuming and i broke it. but hey... look at the brightside i got a paycheck today!!! wootwoot well... i guess i shall leave u now... parting is such sweet sorrow
AMANDA IS AMAZING!!!
so then i go to work, and i was the only teacher with the kids, like 28749812731 of them. all up in my grill. and im like OMG!! children EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then this kid jordan he's friggin adorable but that besdies the point. he gets on my lap and he points to my shirt and he says in his cute little voice "whats that" and i said my shirt and he goes "its not ur boobies?" and i started to crack up and my boss comes out and she's like wahst so funny? SO I TOLD HER!! and she was laughing too. and then i had to change 290731283 diapers and vaccume for 290381209 hours. and i think i like to write a lot of 198398213 numbers! anyways, yeah so i was vaccuming and i broke it. but hey... look at the brightside i got a paycheck today!!! wootwoot well... i guess i shall leave u now... parting is such sweet sorrow
AMANDA IS AMAZING!!!