APPLICATION:
1.name- becca, but my freqeuent drunken antics feigned the nickname "belligerent becca"
2.age- sixteen. i'ma baby!
3.age you were the first time you drank- idk womb level? i'm an irish jew, it's custom. but i started drinking very heavily about two years ago
4.the last time you were drunk- this morning
5.funniest drunken story- this past cinco de mayo, a friend of mine turned 18. since it was a double holiday, we decided to get tequila. tequila is never a good idea. basically, i was on crutches for a month. i tore two ligaments in my ankle, and i still have no idea how. my friends tell me it mustve been after i got home, because i was walking fine when i went into my house. and another funny tale. just this morning i was smashed in school, 9:00 in the morning, and they called me down to guidance so i was like OMGWTFCAUGHT. but it turned out that they wanted a picture of me for the local newspaper because i had won a very prestigious writing contest. so a picture of me all dishevelled, with my drunken glassy eyes and crooked smile will be in newspapers and in my school. oh and then there was the time i took the psat drunk and got a 2070, or the time i took my spanish regents drunk and got a hundred..
6.recipe for your fav. mixed drink- it's a little something me and my crew call "happyfriends." the poor man's mixed drink. 3/4ths georgi (eight bucks a litre) and 1/4 sprite (easily stolen from the convenience store or the fridge at your place of work)
7.what do you like to drink- whiskey. i am a whiskey fiend. i breathe for whiskey. jd gets a bit pricey but i love love love it. i've been on a jim beam binge for weeks now. i love whiskey drunk.
8.at least 3 drunken photos-
i live on long island so during the summer we spend a SHITLOAD of the time at the beach. we usually buy a bunch of 24s of steel reserve and some vodka and make "sand dunes" which are ENTIRELY conspicuous so we can smoke blunts. then we swim.
i am second from the right. this is this past may in my infamous garage, and the night of the invention of happyfriends.
i am on the right. in a box. after a liter of jim to the face. it is a box o' rocks. that was saturday.
that's what i usually look like. i don't like shots or beers because they fill me up really fast. and a bottle just fits really nicely into my hand. and i like my liquor straight. but the flask-sized bottles are usually too small.
that's at the same party as the other one. i drank 2 bottles of captain and played countless games of pong with the kid next to me...we also got into an epic battle, in which he threw me down the stairs and lodged a dart from the wall into my leg. you know you are drunk when you pull a dark out of your own flesh and don't feel it. i was asking for it though, as i was going for his face with forks and knives.
and that was the new years. last year. i started '07 with another poorly picked battle. it was ill.