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S0 I have to leave the community. I quit drinking and I quit smoking and I'm clean now but I have to tell the story of why I quit. It's righteous.

I went to a party at one of my bosses(I have three)house a few weekes back. He had a nice place and invited everyone he could kitchen staff,wait staff and customer alike to come over drink all of his booze, get high and let off some steam. After getting smashed off of hobgoblin, red stripe, and jameson and then fucking with speed and vicodin, I flipped out and went fucking nuts. I blacked out but the story was told to me this way.

I beat some guy up

made out with one of the waitresess( this story not confirmed yet)

( this is where it gets kind of sketchy)

I went into some room and put on one of my bosses bathrobes and then I took ashes from his fire place painted my face black and put on a pair of motorcycle boots. went to the stereo and put in decapitated

Then I jumped into a crowd of people and started yelling Up the punx

then i ran out of the house to the garage, grabbed a gas tank thing (ya now for lawn mowers) ran down the rode went onto someone elses dock poured gas all over a row boat ste it on fire and pushed it out into the lake.

Went back to my bosses house, One of the cooks asked me where i had been. I pissed on him and passed out.

so the ext morning it was clean up or lose my job, needless to say i chose my job. but what a fucking way to go out right?