fear of the broom - the goddamned run-down on how episode #1 concludes

[r_n_r_junkie]

"you'll get one number and one number only, cause i'm a lazy bastard. this is no fun." --johnny rotten, encore performance at last sex pistols gig, winterland ballroom, san francisco, 1978

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[r_n_r_junkie]

...she stares at him blankly for a second, then continues her little puppet show.

--"who the @$!% is that? you cheatin' on me, woman?!"

--"why, i do declare ken! you're JEALOUS, aren't you?"

--"nah, bitch, i just wanna know who's mama i gotta send flowers to when i cap this fool!"

--"don't baby, he ain't no one, i swear! i ain't never seen him before in my life, baby! let's just go inside the house--"

--"yeah, you go in the house bitch, umma break this fool off proper..."

the girl throws ken at crunchy and hits him in the head. the doll bounces off spinning. crunchy's left eye twitches, then he growls and dives at the barbie doll as the girl shrieks. they tug-o-war for a minute, the girl holding the upper part of the doll, crunchy with the legs.
suddenly, both of them fall backwards and the girl runs into the house, crying. crunchy looks down in disgust and horror at the doll... the arms are missing! the little girl must still have them!!

--"OH NO!"

(END SCENE)

commercial break.
we'll come up with a funny-yet-lame-ass live action commercial for some weird product that doesn't exist. some other time.