These nudges, always these nudges! Can't a girl be a lazy arse in peace any more? No? Oh well. You people. Fine. At least let me know somebody is out there before I invade your senses with a torrent of rubbish!
We should rebel and be lazy together. Form a foundation, give out badges and campaign to overthrow the monarchy in favour on instating a National Lazy Bastard. Except . . I think I'm too lazy.
I was forced into it! That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it rigidly. Forced, I tell ye, bloody forced. They held a banana to my head. Next time, it'll be loaded, they told me. With grapes. And not seedless ones either. Those buggers hurt.
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