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[r_g_lestrange]

Nobody come and try to find me. I am not going to anymore classes. I am fed up with it all here.

Au Revoir, shitbags.

Comments

[semperputus]

Where the FUCK do you think you're going?

[r_g_lestrange]

none of your FUCKING business.

[semperputus]

Yes, it is my business. I am your bloody WIFE!

[r_g_lestrange]

Nope...not wife....Screeching Banshee

[semperputus]

So, I guess since you don't want a wife anymore, I should just toss this wedding ring and certificate it in the lake then?

[r_g_lestrange]

Not one like you anyway. Time to find someone who is much less of a nagging little wench who pitches a hissy fit the second something doesn't go its bratty little way. I'll leave my ring on the table in the common room before I leave for better places.

[semperputus]

Fine you insufferable IDIOT. Good luck finding a woman who will put up with your boozing and little boy tantrums.

I shall write the MInistry tonight and ask for special dispensation so I can divorce your sorry, pathetic, liquored up arse.

[r_g_lestrange]

Find just me when you have them all written up them. I'll sign them and send them back as quick as I can and correct the second biggest mistake of my life.

[semperputus]

Oh and let me guess, falling in love with me was the first, right? You have already played that card, asshole.

[r_g_lestrange]

I was not going to say that, bitch.

Fucking that tramp Vance was the first. She was probably planning this since last year.

[miss_vance]

YOU BLOODY GIT!

You were the one who had mad Bellatrix angry and caused the breakup. You were the one who insisted that Avery and I join you while you drowned your sorrows in firewhiskey. You were the one who was pouting. You were the one who started snogging me!

So if you want to believe that this is all my fault go ahead!

[benwick]

It seems that you have this problem of blokes snogging you often Emmeline. Are you sure it isn't the other way around?

[charis_wrotham]

Ben!

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That's no way to get the girl that you fancy to fancy you back.[/Private]

[benwick]

What?! I'm only saying what everyone else is thinking!

[Private: Unlockable by Charis]

I DON'T fancy her! I told you I was hopeless when it comes to girls. [/Private]

[charis_wrotham]

You!

[Private: Unlockable by Ben]
We need to get you some help in that department.[/Private]

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[benwick]

What are you plotting!!!