Nah, I won't tell Bella. She's as likely to shoot the messenger as shoot you. Then there would be no Lestrange heirs, and once again, it would be my fault. You really don't like me knowing something about you, do you?
No kids? Without going into great and disturbing detail, why? Is there a problem? Don't tell me Bella doesn't make you hot. Fuck Rod, what is wrong with you?
Relax Roddy, I won't tell anyone on purpose. Discretion and the family name you know. I do talk in my sleep apparently, but we all know I have no-one to share my bed with. No problem.
Kids is not something I would ever want to face with someone like Bellatrix.
Bellatrix doesn't make me hot She makes me more than hot.. She never did. I feel like wretching when I have to try to perform for her.
I wish I knew what was wrong with me. If this keeps up I don't think I will be able to go through with the wedding. What the fuck am I going to do? I need help.
Bella does nothing for you? I bet you're wanking just thinking her name. This has been excellent fun Roddy, but I'm fed up now.
I have an idea, why don't you elope? No pressure. Or... have you already done it? Is that what all this crap is about? Rab's stupid, throw him off the scent. Guess what brother dearest. Not so stupid!
Sweet Salazar I always knew you were an arse, but I did not realize how much until this moment.
I know I have been a jerk to you in the past, but I really thought I could have come to you when I had a problem. I guess I cannot come for you for help then. Blood means nothing to you then?
Uh huh, right. The hottest girl in Slytherin, almost the whole school. Only partially rivalled by Narcissa. If you couldn't perform with her, she would be letting everyone know about it. Don't forget I've known her for as long as you have. Give it up Roddy.
Trying to get me to go to Bella with tales of your infidelity. Homosexual infidelity yet. Give me a break!
Do you think she would want it known that she cannot satisfy someone has horny as me? You know it really hurts that you think that I am trying to pull your leg here.
You think Bella and I have had only each other in our relationship. We have given each other to the wedding day to give up our little side things. That is why I don't think I can go through with this. I will go insane if I am stuck with a woman who cannot get it up for me.
Mate, she would turn it around to make you look like a raging poof. And you know it. Keep trying to convince me, you are just digging a deeper hole. That last sentence nearly contradicted yourself. This is the biggest laugh I have ever got out of you.
I was only joking, but it seems I have called your bluff.
How very interesting. Looks like you dropped yourself in it, boyo.
Anything huh? Well, it may come as a surprise to you, but I don't need you for everything, but I'll let you know.
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She's as likely to shoot the messenger as shoot you.
Then there would be no Lestrange heirs, and once again, it would be my fault.
You really don't like me knowing something about you, do you?
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I don't see any heirs happening either. You can be the one to have the kids.
I don't like you knowing about this. It makes me real nervous and you know how I am when I get nervous.
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Without going into great and disturbing detail, why?
Is there a problem?
Don't tell me Bella doesn't make you hot.
Fuck Rod, what is wrong with you?
Relax Roddy, I won't tell anyone on purpose. Discretion and the family name you know. I do talk in my sleep apparently, but we all know I have no-one to share my bed with. No problem.
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Bellatrix doesn't make me hot She makes me more than hot.. She never did. I feel like wretching when I have to try to perform for her.
I wish I knew what was wrong with me. If this keeps up I don't think I will be able to go through with the wedding. What the fuck am I going to do? I need help.
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Yeah, you sure do.
Imagine thinking I'd fall for crap like that.
What's really going on?
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I am really fucked when June 30th comes around. There is no way I think I could walk down that asile. I cannot marry a woman that does nothing for me.
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I bet you're wanking just thinking her name.
This has been excellent fun Roddy, but I'm fed up now.
I have an idea, why don't you elope?
No pressure.
Or... have you already done it? Is that what all this crap is about? Rab's stupid, throw him off the scent.
Guess what brother dearest. Not so stupid!
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I know I have been a jerk to you in the past, but I really thought I could have come to you when I had a problem. I guess I cannot come for you for help then. Blood means nothing to you then?
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IF you have a problem, may I suggest one of them?
Why do you want me dead?
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Want you dead? What are you talking about?
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The hottest girl in Slytherin, almost the whole school.
Only partially rivalled by Narcissa.
If you couldn't perform with her, she would be letting everyone know about it. Don't forget I've known her for as long as you have.
Give it up Roddy.
Trying to get me to go to Bella with tales of your infidelity. Homosexual infidelity yet.
Give me a break!
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You think Bella and I have had only each other in our relationship. We have given each other to the wedding day to give up our little side things. That is why I don't think I can go through with this. I will go insane if I am stuck with a woman who cannot get it up for me.
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Keep trying to convince me, you are just digging a deeper hole. That last sentence nearly contradicted yourself.
This is the biggest laugh I have ever got out of you.
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How is it contradicting myself? I don't think you need me to go into the details of my failed attempts with her unless it is neccessary.
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