A trout?
If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a large trout, who would it be?
There are few famous people in Paradigm City; however, I have little desire to meet any of them. And, if I may ask, why would the chosen bludgeon be a fish? There are far more effective weapons with which one may strike another that would be far more effective. My only thought is that the fish, being a relatively soft creature, would not kill said person, but would serve to humilate the victim, leaving them somewhat bruised and quite odoriferous with scales possibly causing even further irritation, particularly if they became embedded in the skin. I would then conjecture that the individual I should choose should be someone whom I dislike, but have no desire to kill.
Perhaps Roger should be the recipient of the trout. Although I do care for him, he remains singly obtuse about my feelings and I believe such a shock would possibly alert him to the fact that I do care for him. He is somewhat famous in Paradigm City as the Number 1 Negotiator.
So, Roger, here is a trout.
There are few famous people in Paradigm City; however, I have little desire to meet any of them. And, if I may ask, why would the chosen bludgeon be a fish? There are far more effective weapons with which one may strike another that would be far more effective. My only thought is that the fish, being a relatively soft creature, would not kill said person, but would serve to humilate the victim, leaving them somewhat bruised and quite odoriferous with scales possibly causing even further irritation, particularly if they became embedded in the skin. I would then conjecture that the individual I should choose should be someone whom I dislike, but have no desire to kill.
Perhaps Roger should be the recipient of the trout. Although I do care for him, he remains singly obtuse about my feelings and I believe such a shock would possibly alert him to the fact that I do care for him. He is somewhat famous in Paradigm City as the Number 1 Negotiator.
So, Roger, here is a trout.