Randomosity on Your Friday.
1) As If You Didn't Have Enough Ways to Waste Time on the Internet -
These are highly addictive and amusing (thanks to
jascott for getting me hooked)
2) If the above makes no sense to you (and shame on you for not being up on your random and pointless internet knowledge!) go
here for frame of reference.
3) Work Stressing
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Pogonotrophy - The art of growing a beard. - I had to include this one because, well, the obvious potential for misinterpretations is so clear.
I misread that as Pornography - The art of growing a beard. So...mission accomplished?
A newborn baby expells the equivalent of its own weight in poo every 60 hours.
That astounds me. They barely even ingest anything! They should be peeing their body weight! I really want to know the second part.
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Did you use my bat-signal (which is actually a pair of crossed sporks) to let me KNOW about this? No? Well, then I could hardly be expected to be there, now could I?
you have bestowed upon us a video of muppets. I bow down to your greatness. Teach me how to do that!
That's more like it!
It is very simple. First, you find a video of muppets on YouTube.
Next, you type: [lj-template name="video"]url for video goes here[/lj-template] only with < instead of [ and > instead of ]
Ta-Da!
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*saves to hard drive*
*runs off to instigate conflict*
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(You have created a monster. I hope you're happy with yourself.)
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I knew someone had to. And, well, like I said with my links, sometimes the evidence supports it.
A newborn baby expells the equivalent of its own weight in poo every 60 hours. That astounds me. They barely even ingest anything! They should be peeing their body weight! I really want to know the second part.
I don't know! It freaked me out too! (I do know that when they're born, their little colans are already full - but that shouldn't be BODY-WEIGHT, should it?)
The other fact is: If all the urine made by all the humans on earth in a single day were gathered together - it would take 20 minutes to go over Niagara Falls.
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For some reason I thought the second fact has something to do with the baby thing and I though it might help me make sense of the first one. It doesn't.
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