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Not-Quite-Weekend Randomness

Jul 28, 2006 13:06

Randomosity on Your Friday.

1) As If You Didn't Have Enough Ways to Waste Time on the Internet - These are highly addictive and amusing (thanks to jascott for getting me hooked)

2) If the above makes no sense to you (and shame on you for not being up on your random and pointless internet knowledge!) go here for frame of reference.

3) Work Stressing ( Read more... )

youtube, avoiding actual work, did you know?, vocabulary, word of the day, educational, random, fun, what would we do without the internet?, vids

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pandora_17 July 29 2006, 10:41:06 UTC

Your hostage negotiating services were needed in my lj recently but I'm going to let it slide because you have bestowed upon us a video of muppets. I bow down to your greatness. Teach me how to do that!

Pogonotrophy - The art of growing a beard. - I had to include this one because, well, the obvious potential for misinterpretations is so clear.
I misread that as Pornography - The art of growing a beard. So...mission accomplished?

A newborn baby expells the equivalent of its own weight in poo every 60 hours.
That astounds me. They barely even ingest anything! They should be peeing their body weight! I really want to know the second part.

r_a_l_i_g_h July 29 2006, 16:29:58 UTC

Your hostage negotiating services were needed in my lj recently but I'm going to let it slide
Did you use my bat-signal (which is actually a pair of crossed sporks) to let me KNOW about this? No? Well, then I could hardly be expected to be there, now could I?

you have bestowed upon us a video of muppets. I bow down to your greatness. Teach me how to do that!
That's more like it!

It is very simple. First, you find a video of muppets on YouTube.

Next, you type: [lj-template name="video"]url for video goes here[/lj-template] only with < instead of [ and > instead of ]

Ta-Da!

pandora_17 July 30 2006, 03:02:12 UTC

Someone needs to create an icon with the sporks that can be busted out in case of emergency. Because throwing down an icon with the reasoning that it is your bat signal to your hostage negotiator only to actually have someone show up and validate your claims is the kind of thing that is listed under reasons why I love the internet.

You had to go and put the idea in my head, didn't you? r_a_l_i_g_h July 31 2006, 00:45:17 UTC

Something like this, perhaps?

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Re: You had to go and put the idea in my head, didn't you? pandora_17 August 1 2006, 17:17:42 UTC

AHAHAHA OHMYGOD. Yesssss.
*saves to hard drive*
*runs off to instigate conflict*

Re: You had to go and put the idea in my head, didn't you? pandora_17 August 1 2006, 17:22:42 UTC

"Spork Signal" *continues laughing maniacly* The brilliance is in its simplicity!

(You have created a monster. I hope you're happy with yourself.)

r_a_l_i_g_h July 29 2006, 16:33:13 UTC

I misread that as Pornography - The art of growing a beard. So...mission accomplished?
I knew someone had to. And, well, like I said with my links, sometimes the evidence supports it.

A newborn baby expells the equivalent of its own weight in poo every 60 hours. That astounds me. They barely even ingest anything! They should be peeing their body weight! I really want to know the second part.
I don't know! It freaked me out too! (I do know that when they're born, their little colans are already full - but that shouldn't be BODY-WEIGHT, should it?)

The other fact is: If all the urine made by all the humans on earth in a single day were gathered together - it would take 20 minutes to go over Niagara Falls.

pandora_17 July 30 2006, 03:13:19 UTC

Why are they already full? Doesn't that seem wrong somehow? Shouldn't something go in first? You know, I was just saying how the more I find out about this process the more I don't like it.

For some reason I thought the second fact has something to do with the baby thing and I though it might help me make sense of the first one. It doesn't.

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