OW! - Fun with needles (and pun with math!)
I just got stuck full of needles - all my innoculations for the trip. (Typhoid, Tetanus/Diptheria, adult Polio booster, Hepatitus A, and Meningcoccal) I'm tired, crampy, and my arms are sore. I'm in the mood for some more dumb jokes.
I'll try to be educational as well. So here are some mathmatical conversions you may not be familiar with:
-- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
-- 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
-- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
-- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
-- Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
-- 2,000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
-- 10 cards = 1 decacards
-- 1,000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
I am, - in a weird mood today.
I'll try to be educational as well. So here are some mathmatical conversions you may not be familiar with:
-- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
-- 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
-- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
-- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
-- Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
-- 2,000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
-- 10 cards = 1 decacards
-- 1,000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
I am, - in a weird mood today.