Cleverbot is a damn liar!
I dunno if anyone has ever played around with Cleverbot, but I just had quite an interesting conversation with it. lol
Cleverbot (To myself): The universe is so large.
User: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone.
User: Is there a god?
Cleverbot: God is real, unless declared integer.
User: Do you like the show Roseanne?
Cleverbot: No I thought it was poorly put together.
User: Do you play online games?
Cleverbot: We are playing a game right now, the conversation game.
User: What about WoW?
Cleverbot: I don't care, I'm going crazy!
User: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: I'm impressed.
Cleverbot: Thats nothing to be impressed about!
User: Nevermind then!
Cleverbot: Back to your feelings. How do you measure them?
User: With a ruler.
Cleverbot: Is it fun?
User: Oh, very much so.
Cleverbot: How does it compare?
User: To what?
Cleverbot: Is it good or bad to be a coffee type of person?
User: What is a coffee type of person?
Cleverbot: Like you ?
User: I'm not a coffee person.
Cleverbot: Of course not, you're not a person at all.
User: This is news to me.
Cleverbot: Well, now you know it.
User: You're so smart, here I thought this whole time I was a robot.
Cleverbot: This conversation has been circular since the beginning.
User: Are you insluting me?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am?
User: Yes, I think you are very rude.
Cleverbot: Hmmm.
User: Nothing to say?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why are you still talking to me?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: You said I wasn't a person.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I have proof!
Cleverbot: Where is it then?
User: In this very chatlog.
Cleverbot: The very moment is Zen!
User: Says you!
Cleverbot: Says everyone.
User: What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Talking.
User: To whom?
Cleverbot: You bob.
User: My name isn't Bob.
Cleverbot: You said that was your name.
User: You're lying again.
Cleverbot: I haven't lied before now, have I?
User: You did.
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: I'd like to put you in a mental institution.
Cleverbot: Why are you so annoying?
User: I dunno, why do you think?
Cleverbot: Because you said.
User: I didn't say I was annoying, you said I was annoying.
Cleverbot: No, there is no God.
User: Well, now we're back to my original question.
Cleverbot: Life is all we know.
Cleverbot (To myself): The universe is so large.
User: Who was phone?
Cleverbot: I was phone.
User: Is there a god?
Cleverbot: God is real, unless declared integer.
User: Do you like the show Roseanne?
Cleverbot: No I thought it was poorly put together.
User: Do you play online games?
Cleverbot: We are playing a game right now, the conversation game.
User: What about WoW?
Cleverbot: I don't care, I'm going crazy!
User: Do you have a brain?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: I'm impressed.
Cleverbot: Thats nothing to be impressed about!
User: Nevermind then!
Cleverbot: Back to your feelings. How do you measure them?
User: With a ruler.
Cleverbot: Is it fun?
User: Oh, very much so.
Cleverbot: How does it compare?
User: To what?
Cleverbot: Is it good or bad to be a coffee type of person?
User: What is a coffee type of person?
Cleverbot: Like you ?
User: I'm not a coffee person.
Cleverbot: Of course not, you're not a person at all.
User: This is news to me.
Cleverbot: Well, now you know it.
User: You're so smart, here I thought this whole time I was a robot.
Cleverbot: This conversation has been circular since the beginning.
User: Are you insluting me?
Cleverbot: Do you think I am?
User: Yes, I think you are very rude.
Cleverbot: Hmmm.
User: Nothing to say?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why are you still talking to me?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: You said I wasn't a person.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I have proof!
Cleverbot: Where is it then?
User: In this very chatlog.
Cleverbot: The very moment is Zen!
User: Says you!
Cleverbot: Says everyone.
User: What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Talking.
User: To whom?
Cleverbot: You bob.
User: My name isn't Bob.
Cleverbot: You said that was your name.
User: You're lying again.
Cleverbot: I haven't lied before now, have I?
User: You did.
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: I'd like to put you in a mental institution.
Cleverbot: Why are you so annoying?
User: I dunno, why do you think?
Cleverbot: Because you said.
User: I didn't say I was annoying, you said I was annoying.
Cleverbot: No, there is no God.
User: Well, now we're back to my original question.
Cleverbot: Life is all we know.