You want me.
Look at me. I'm so so so hot. Everyone thinks the hole in the ozone layer is from aerosol cans. Nope, my fault. My face radiates beauty like the sun. Most of you know me as Mrs. Universe 1986-2003, but I also served as president for one term. I also dated Johnny Depp for a few years before realizing I could do better. Now I'm dating Joshua Pedersen, the dreamiest boy in the world. He is going to be my manager when I start my modeling career. The only problem is no clothes look good enough for me to model. I'll probably just have to model diamonds, because they're the closest thing to the stars and the stars are the closest thing to my eyes. I'm so beautiful. Aren't I?