Dec 12, 2007 17:38
So. While myself and the other wizards and witches were saving your town from sure and certain doom, you idiotic Muggles had nothing better to do than to go around attempting to kill each other and raise little baby gods.
Jolly good. That's so productive.
And by so productive I mean not.
That is to say, not productive or useful in the slightest.
You honestly do appall me. You do.
Do you have any idea what your world will be in store for if Harry wins this war?
Apparently no, no you don't.
You need, as some Muggle or another once said, to 'get with the program'.
Now you don't have to help us, but if you don't you will find yourselves in a world that basks in the nauseatingly wholesome glow of Harry as your hero, leader, guru and believe me, you won't like that a bit.
I, on the other hand, am a self-admitted, self-styled evil dictator. Help me, and life will go on as you are accustomed to it. Now what do you say?