Following on from Jour Nil's post
I love reading the fine print in any kind of competition or application form, there's always something that will make me crack up and after showing a few people I will throw it away. It's like on television when they have these 'great' deals for computers/cars/furniture bla bla and you read the fine print that flashes for a fraction of a second at the bottom of the screen and of course it's all blurry but I manage to read parts of it and eventually after having watched the same annoying ad several times (why do I do this to myself?) I have read the entire fine print that will always say something along the lines of:
Offer only valid between 1am & 2am on the night of the equinox if you are wearing purple nail polish. Offer only valid with other offer that was advertised next week. Offer not valid with offer that will be advertised last week. Offer only valid after deposit of 90% of total purchase price plus interest. Offer only valid to Australian citizens subject to security and credit check. Offer not valid if you are human. Have a nice day.
Offer only valid between 1am & 2am on the night of the equinox if you are wearing purple nail polish. Offer only valid with other offer that was advertised next week. Offer not valid with offer that will be advertised last week. Offer only valid after deposit of 90% of total purchase price plus interest. Offer only valid to Australian citizens subject to security and credit check. Offer not valid if you are human. Have a nice day.