Square Enix fails again.
At long last, Square-Enix fans can shut down their fansites, toss out their petitions, wrap up their fanfics, as the company has announced the game everyone has been demanding: Destiny's Child Groove. That's right, no Vagrant Story sequel for you. Forget about that next-gen Einhander game. You get a mobile dance game featuring Beyonce, Kelly Roland and Michelle Williams, known collectively as Destiny's Child.
In what Square-Enix producers are calling a "landmark project" and press releases headlines are promising to be a "groundbreaking dance battle game", players will be able to enjoy four R&B tracks from the group in rhythmic gameplay against AI characters.
At this point, no details on exactly how bootylicious the game for mobile devices will be, but we're estimating "too bootylicious."
That's almost as bad as those Silicon Knights bastards making "Too Human" instead of a god damn sequel to Eternal Darkness!
Between crap like this and Kingdom Hearts 2, expect Mistwalker to become the new Square. =x
In what Square-Enix producers are calling a "landmark project" and press releases headlines are promising to be a "groundbreaking dance battle game", players will be able to enjoy four R&B tracks from the group in rhythmic gameplay against AI characters.
At this point, no details on exactly how bootylicious the game for mobile devices will be, but we're estimating "too bootylicious."
That's almost as bad as those Silicon Knights bastards making "Too Human" instead of a god damn sequel to Eternal Darkness!
Between crap like this and Kingdom Hearts 2, expect Mistwalker to become the new Square. =x