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I just watched the first episode of the new season of Torchwood.
What the fuck.
It was actually terribly reminicient of the Very Secret Diary's. Sort of; Jack's worst enemy returns; the ex-husband! dun dun DUUUUN!~
Dear Diary,
Rolled into old London town again; still dull as ditchwater so dropped a mugger off a high rise to cheer myself up. was so badass it hurt. Then decided sod it and toddled off to a bar where i sat all by me onesies and preceeded to get well and truely sloshed. Ran into Jack, and it was just like old times with the snarking and the snogging and the pointing dangerous weapons at each other.
Seems he's got an entourage of pouty angsty groupies these days, bastard. Well he can say what he likes; and if he won't return quietly to our sweet nest of man-love, i'll drop him off a building and hook up with the eyecandy butler.
Still got the better wristwatch anyway~
John.
~~~~~
Dear diary,
Did some moody intense eye goggling at Jack, and i nearly got him hooked before some blasted pirate turned up and snaffled him away again. Old flame apparantly. but why? and Who? and when? and How? and most importantly, who topped?! Then i snogged John to see what all the fuss was about; big mistake. Bloody poodle fancier. He's was all over jack, you should have seen it; disgusting. Still, Ianto will kill him if he tries anything.
Still don't know anything about Jack's past~ must pester him tomorrow.
Gwen
~~~~~
Dear Diary,
God I love me. It's not suprising, really, everyone else loves me too. Seems like too much time away though, has put paid to my little group of sex buddies. They're being all bitchy because i wasn't there, bless them, but i know they'll fall for me again soon. Bit of hot action when John turned up, though a bit awkward as i think he made the others a bit jealous. Also, he kept hitting on them, so i had to hit on him back. With my fist.
Ianto's going to take the longest to talk around i think; god emo ukes are so annoying!
And Gwen's getting married, the little polygamist! Still, she did do that attractive goggling thing for me, although when i went in for a snog she did that weird girl thing where they turn it into a cheek kiss. squidged her boob just to make sure she hadn't gotten confused. she hadn't.
Must question self now if Dirty Sabatical with doctor was really worth it.
Still the prettiest!
Jack xx
~~~~~~~~
Tuesday:
Tried to shoot some people, got shot.
Fuck.
Owen
~~~~~
What the fuck.
It was actually terribly reminicient of the Very Secret Diary's. Sort of; Jack's worst enemy returns; the ex-husband! dun dun DUUUUN!~
Dear Diary,
Rolled into old London town again; still dull as ditchwater so dropped a mugger off a high rise to cheer myself up. was so badass it hurt. Then decided sod it and toddled off to a bar where i sat all by me onesies and preceeded to get well and truely sloshed. Ran into Jack, and it was just like old times with the snarking and the snogging and the pointing dangerous weapons at each other.
Seems he's got an entourage of pouty angsty groupies these days, bastard. Well he can say what he likes; and if he won't return quietly to our sweet nest of man-love, i'll drop him off a building and hook up with the eyecandy butler.
Still got the better wristwatch anyway~
John.
~~~~~
Dear diary,
Did some moody intense eye goggling at Jack, and i nearly got him hooked before some blasted pirate turned up and snaffled him away again. Old flame apparantly. but why? and Who? and when? and How? and most importantly, who topped?! Then i snogged John to see what all the fuss was about; big mistake. Bloody poodle fancier. He's was all over jack, you should have seen it; disgusting. Still, Ianto will kill him if he tries anything.
Still don't know anything about Jack's past~ must pester him tomorrow.
Gwen
~~~~~
Dear Diary,
God I love me. It's not suprising, really, everyone else loves me too. Seems like too much time away though, has put paid to my little group of sex buddies. They're being all bitchy because i wasn't there, bless them, but i know they'll fall for me again soon. Bit of hot action when John turned up, though a bit awkward as i think he made the others a bit jealous. Also, he kept hitting on them, so i had to hit on him back. With my fist.
Ianto's going to take the longest to talk around i think; god emo ukes are so annoying!
And Gwen's getting married, the little polygamist! Still, she did do that attractive goggling thing for me, although when i went in for a snog she did that weird girl thing where they turn it into a cheek kiss. squidged her boob just to make sure she hadn't gotten confused. she hadn't.
Must question self now if Dirty Sabatical with doctor was really worth it.
Still the prettiest!
Jack xx
~~~~~~~~
Tuesday:
Tried to shoot some people, got shot.
Fuck.
Owen
~~~~~