Further proof that life is cracky...
When school gets you down, it's good to know that the universe won't.
BIRD: Oh, Bee. I've never- Not on a first- Oh, Bee.
"Mad-cow is the new syphilis," I said. "If you want to be an artist, you better eat some mad-cow."
Few men dare ask the question "What is toffee, exactly?" All those who have investigated this substance are now either dead or insane.