Fic: EMTs
EMTs by Mewwy
Warnings: None
Pairings: None
Plot: April Fools Day. Enough said.
Beta'd: Not yet but it will be
Word Count: 934
Disclaimer: I don't own them wish that I could. If I could there would be more nekkid and feelings and well explosions!
'How do they do that?' Looking across the crime scene an EMT was sitting outside the warzone. They were still waiting on backup. "Danno."
"Steven," growling not liking to be called Danno.
"Did you call for an ambulance?"
Danny shakes his head, "no man. They are always here."
"What do you mean always here?"
Laughing, "man you have a reputation. I think once they hear Five-O they send an ambulance no matter what." Danny goes to question the suspect.
Watching the EMTs just sitting there was a little creepy. The fire fight was over. No one got hurt. Heck it wasn't much of a fire fight. Only three shots rang out, the bad guy shot his gun, it backfired and fell to the ground and shot again. The suspect then laid on the ground and it was over.
'Damn they beat backup again.' Steve is looking at the ambulance. 'How do they do that? It was good they were here, he did have a small bullet graze but they even beat Kono and she drives like a maniac.' Heading over to the ambulance. "Hey guys. How ya doing?"
"Good McGarrett. You need some help?" One of the EMTs pointed to the blood on his shirt.
"Nah just a graze." Steve was heading to his truck, they had been in his vehicle when the call came through.
"Could get infected, or need stitches." The other EMT said.
'Now that is creepy. It's like they are waiting for blood.' Shrugging, 'maybe they can smell blood in the water like sharks?'
'What the hell?' "Danno, is it me or are the EMTs stalking us?"
"I told you man they hear your name and come out. You are notorious," Danny left him standing there. Two dead bad guys and the EMTs don't have anything to do.
Steve was beginning to get paranoid. They had to be stalking the Five-O team. Or maybe it WAS just him.
"Shit Steve watch it man," Steve had practically walked over Chin.
"Sorry, the EMTs beat backup here." Chin looked over and shrugged. No concern of his he didn't need them. 'How do they know where we are going to be? Maybe I should speak to them and find out how they always beat back up. They are starting to make me nervous.'
Kono walked into Steve, "boss?" Looking in the direction he was looking. "What's up boss?"
"Have you noticed how the EMTs are always here before backup?"
"Yeah so?"
"But we just got here, they were here before us." Steve thought the EMTs reminded him of vultures. Waiting on the carcasses to die. "How did they do that?"
"Uh boss, do you want to catch those bad guys who are running?" Kono took off.
"Shit!" He took off after Kono.
Five minutes later Steve is leading the suspects to the patrol car and Kono is stopping by the EMTs to have her wrist looked at. She hit one of the suspects pretty good and it was bothering her.
Stalking up to the EMTs ambulance, "How the hell did you know where we were going to be?" Steve is now fully paranoid that someone is out to get one of his team. Laughter from the EMTs. "I don't find it funny that you are stalking my team. I will have you know there are many times that no one gets hurt."
Danny is watching in amazement as Steve has completely stopped caring about the suspects and is interrogating the EMTs. He looks as though he has lost it Steve is actually waving his arms. "How the hell are you doing this? I mean what are there like 50 of you scattered all over the islands and when you hear a Five-O call you go? What is it? I just have to know!"
The laughter quiets and they EMTs realize he is being serious. "Umm Commander McGarrett we are on our lunch break. In fact the last three times we saw you we were on a break."
"Huh?" Steve is stunned.
"Yeah man, you have a potential for causing havoc. So when a Five-O call goes out suddenly everyone in on lunch and we all go hide in some remote location." The driver looks forlorn, "man you keep crashing our breaks."
"Really? You aren't stalking the Five-O team? You didn't hide some sort of tracker on our vehicles? You don't have a bet on which of us will be hurt today?" Steve was confused. "Lunch break? Really?" Both men nodded. "Umm okay my apologies. On behalf of Five-O I am sorry." Steve walks away.
Watching from near the ambulance Danny walks up to the driver. He smiles and hands the man a twenty, "thanks man. This has been so much fun."
"Yeah you need us just text we will be here 'early' again!" The men laughed.
Smiling as he went over to Steve, "hey buddy day not going so well?"
Shaking his head, muttering something about stalking EMTs. Danny loved it. "Umm Steve do you know what day it is man?"
"Huh?" The man was actually having trouble with the English language now.
"The date." He prompted.
"Umm I don't know April something." Steve was looking at the ambulance. He had been sure they were stalking his team.
"Yeah Stevo it is April 1. April FOOL'S Day!"
Finis
Comments Welcome always.
Thank you.
Mewwy