The Longest Poem in the World

[qwantz]

http://www.longestpoemintheworld.com/

It scans twitter updates and combines two lines that rhyme to form couplets. The results are pretty great!

this my first time seeing this show... and these women r a trip
I will stand up and shout. I declare mutiny on this ship.

She could spin around and keep the dick still inside

Comments

[qwantz]

I meant I HAVE BABIES AND YES THEY R CUTE!!!
I TAKE ONE SLEEVE AND I TAKE ONE SUIT

[qwantz]

I met a guy with Gucci hat and he's as tall as hell
Hates the older years of sabrina and saved by the bell :/

[darnn]

at we might and must hold fast if the danger ever came
THAT WAS THE FIRST AND LAST TIME I PLAY THAT DRINKING GAME.

Its my weekend now. I get to relax and drink cheap beer.
And for my next trick, I shall make these biscuits disappear!

You are my rock, my strength and my salvation
Whoa! Stop and Shop has a gas station?!

[darnn]

Uh, whoops. You already did one of those. Oh well!

Man these meetings really suck. and on a friday too
GOD cannot fail, and neither can you.

Waiting to see my sister and bro who brought me some Country's BBQ
Tiffany shares posts higher on increased sales and revenue

Lets go see the Killers and make out in the bleachers.
Looking for future opportunities and features.

two more hours to go and then I'm off to start my three day weekend yes!
you can't have your cake and eat it too, unless you're a bat i guess

Only if you buy all the drugs, alcohol, and exotic dancers
I've got a whole load of rhetorical questions, and I want answers.

Four days until trip to Baton Rouge and eight until the wedding .... whew
shit the cops are coming and my video friends bailed, do I go to?

[demongoldfish]

this is amazing

[demongoldfish]

cleaned my room, got my school stuff together, and now i'm going to bed!
Im so nauseous and I have that Puke In My Mouth song in my head.

Is now ready and off to see Pedro, Winston, Fluff and charlie...
The soups are Italian Sausage, and Mushroom Barley

I wonder how long i could last in a poetry class if i just handed these in.

[lestatsgirl]

Thank you for sharing! That is so extremely excellent!

[cdk]

Wherein I learn that many smileys rhyme with "me":

you took one step and now its the end of me...
But tonight is quite hot and wants nothing: D
Really sad and lonely. Need someone to come cuddle with me.
Time to get kids and myself ready for church. Tweet later. ;-P

[darnn]

That's because it parses them as D and P.

[cdk]

Yes. That is precisely why. For some reason, I had simply never before asked myself "What rhymes with :P?" Had I done so, I can only hope I would have arrived at precisely the same answer.

[qwantz]

I like it because it suggests this solemn intonation of the reader saying "But tonight is quite hot and wants nothing, colon dee."

[lainiest]

maybe it's just me but it comes across more as the longest rap in the world

that deaf dumb and blind kid SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL
its the weekend!!! drinking, the fair, and football!!!

do the DANCE! you're always there for music and me
If you can see and believe it, it shall be...