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Jul 21, 2009 20:29

So. What are your thoughts on the whole 2012 thing? Personally, I think the whole thing is a steaming pile of rubbish, but...I love doomsday scenarios, so here are my predictions.

Dick Clark will use his annual New Year's Rockin' Eve broadcast to reveal that he's the antichrist and will unleash the apocalypse.

OR

Carrot Top will inadvertently induce an axial pole shift when one of his lame props malfunctions onstage, thereby completely disrupting the earth's geomagnetic field and resulting in disorientation of most species of migratory birds as well as a complete rebooting of the human brain.

dick clark, disaster, carrot top, predictions, doomsday scenarios, 2012

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