The quotes you had to have
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future