[exo & henry] this is fantastic

Jul 12, 2014 19:13

Title: this is fantastic
Fandom: EXO + Henry
Pairing: ~
Rating: T
Genre: crack, melodrama, parody
Word Count: 1,641w
Summary: Henry's the minotaur in EXO's labyrinth. Think of the MVs for Fantastic and Overdose. Not much more to say except they're fighting for the same girl.

“The Bucket Hat Guys?” Henry roars, beating a mighty fist upon his chest. )

p: none, title: this is fantastic, f: suju, f: exo, c: fic, r: t

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vipharr_san July 13 2014, 10:10:46 UTC
spotting the crap out of this i have no idea when i am going to return.

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quotidianue July 13 2014, 10:31:20 UTC
PLS YOU DON'T NEED TO SPOT, NO ONE IS GONNA COMMENT ANYWAY

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vipharr_san July 14 2014, 06:01:22 UTC
don't worry, i will be first spot (or attempt to be) for every fic you write. :]

may i please ask what on earth you were on whilst writing this? because w t f.

poofy shirts + bucket hats = the worst fashion lineup that sm ent could have ever planned. i can't believe you brought it back i am crying at you.

“There’s no auto-tune.” Yixing, deceptively observant remarks cautiously. still forever sobbing at this line.

“Prepare for battle!” Joonmyun booms.

No one moves.

Minseok coughs. “Prepare for battle!”

Everyone obeys. /laughs in joonmyun's face.

Baekhyun cackles in sardonic glee. “Kkaebsong!”

“Yehet!” Sehun chimes in. you are terrible. absolutely horrible. very 'kkaebsong' worthy.

the Bucket Hat Guys and the Poofy Shirts channel all their vengeance into their hands as they clap with the ferocity of a crowd of a million, Jongdae delivering the final blow to Henry’s unprepared ear drums with a killer high note; “You’re in, MAH HAR-HARRRRT!” ;_____________; yOU'RE IN. MY HAR-HARRRRRRRRRT I JUST IMAGINED FANGIRL VERSION ( ... )

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quotidianue July 14 2014, 06:08:50 UTC
I would like to inform you that your comment does not get any longer when you space everything out!! it just gets a little bit more annoying to scroll and read. :///

HEHEHE you didn't quote my little sm-ruining-people's-lives reference but that's ok! pls, my very existence is kkaebsong worthy-

I think "I'm trapped" is my favourite piece of dialogue in this fic. No joke.
awww bby! you're too kind to me <3 I'll show you the AIM convo that started it all ok I can't get all the credit !

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gotchick July 23 2014, 10:47:23 UTC
IM HERE lol sorry this comment is so late but omfg this is amazing like the best crack fic i've ever read i laughed so hard i cried askdjaljd now i finally understand why you said you're a cracky person hahaha ( ... )

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quotidianue July 24 2014, 11:29:57 UTC
OH !! MY!! GOODNESS IDK WHY I'M RESPONDING TO YOUR COMMENT WHEN IT'S PROBABLY LONGER THAN YOUR MESSAGE, BUT I'M GONNA RESPOND TO YOUR MESSAGE NEXT SO WHATEVER AMIRITE- edit: actually i'm not i was GOING to but my friend wants me to game with her orz;; i'll respond to your message when i can ok?? I'M SORRY IT'S TAKING SO LONG ARGH ( ... )

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nanakirae July 30 2014, 13:38:28 UTC
I can't breathe. Oh wow. That was a good read oh man it was hilarious. I usually don't get amused with crack fics but this one was amazing. I'd quote my favourite parts but I'm on mobile so :'(
But I'm just commenting to let you know this was really nice! ^^

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quotidianue August 4 2014, 09:20:31 UTC
I'M ??? SO GLAD YOU LIKED THIS OMG

My sense of humour is kind of weird so I'm just... really happy no one has hated on me for this fic ehehe
Thank you so much for dropping by and commenting <3

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frostblossoms August 3 2014, 03:08:51 UTC
oh my god i just died
laughing
can't stop laughing
"I'm trapped"
AHAHAHA

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quotidianue August 4 2014, 09:21:10 UTC
I'm??? Glad you liked!!!
Ahmg but pls
Minotaur Henry means some serious business you know

Thanks for dropping by and commenting!

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mintyoongi February 9 2016, 20:11:33 UTC
That last line gives me chill. Omg you're really good in writing crack!fic. Looking forward on what you will write next ;)

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