Title: this is fantastic
Fandom: EXO + Henry
Pairing: ~
Rating: T
Genre: crack, melodrama, parody
Word Count: 1,641w
Summary: Henry's the minotaur in EXO's labyrinth. Think of the MVs for Fantastic and Overdose. Not much more to say except they're fighting for the same girl.
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“The Bucket Hat Guys?” Henry roars, beating a mighty fist upon his chest. )
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may i please ask what on earth you were on whilst writing this? because w t f.
poofy shirts + bucket hats = the worst fashion lineup that sm ent could have ever planned. i can't believe you brought it back i am crying at you.
“There’s no auto-tune.” Yixing, deceptively observant remarks cautiously. still forever sobbing at this line.
“Prepare for battle!” Joonmyun booms.
No one moves.
Minseok coughs. “Prepare for battle!”
Everyone obeys. /laughs in joonmyun's face.
Baekhyun cackles in sardonic glee. “Kkaebsong!”
“Yehet!” Sehun chimes in. you are terrible. absolutely horrible. very 'kkaebsong' worthy.
the Bucket Hat Guys and the Poofy Shirts channel all their vengeance into their hands as they clap with the ferocity of a crowd of a million, Jongdae delivering the final blow to Henry’s unprepared ear drums with a killer high note; “You’re in, MAH HAR-HARRRRT!” ;_____________; yOU'RE IN. MY HAR-HARRRRRRRRRT I JUST IMAGINED FANGIRL VERSION ( ... )
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HEHEHE you didn't quote my little sm-ruining-people's-lives reference but that's ok! pls, my very existence is kkaebsong worthy-
I think "I'm trapped" is my favourite piece of dialogue in this fic. No joke.
awww bby! you're too kind to me <3 I'll show you the AIM convo that started it all ok I can't get all the credit !
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But I'm just commenting to let you know this was really nice! ^^
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My sense of humour is kind of weird so I'm just... really happy no one has hated on me for this fic ehehe
Thank you so much for dropping by and commenting <3
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laughing
can't stop laughing
"I'm trapped"
AHAHAHA
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Ahmg but pls
Minotaur Henry means some serious business you know
Thanks for dropping by and commenting!
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