Funny Quotes

Dec 07, 2008 13:29

"Hey, do you know the verses of that song?"~ Me
"Well, not the chords... or the words..."~ Joy Buchanan

When in doubt... strip."~ Reece Miller

"Did you know 'stewardesses' is the longest word you can type on a keyboard with your left hand?"~ Me
"But wait... *ponders*... isn't the 'u' over there?"~David Gaetke

"Oh my gosh, I sound like a man!"~Aileen after singing a few hours of karaoke.
"You just noticed that?"~Seemingly innocent Tiffany

"Just put it in please!"~ David Gaetke while attempting to perform a card trick.
"I already know this trick!"~ Me
"Fine! I'll do it to her!"~David.
... That's what she said.

"No, its ligit. It was on The View."~ Me, in a moment of brilliance.

"Come on you guys, they're only half our size!!!"~ Tiffany trying to bring us to terms while trying to kill "huge" spiders.

"The worst thing that could happen is you could wake up dead!"~ David Gaetke, making me feel better about the whole "venomous spider infestation" situation
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