Aug 30, 2009 12:04
egyptian316: *looks at the Seattle International Film Festival*
Manxifer: You aren't going to try to burn down the SIFF again, are you?
Manxifer: Because I already told you that doesn't make any sense.
Manxifer: Also, it makes it even less likely they'll show your movie next year.
egyptian316: Space Robot: The Robot From Outer Space was a masterpiece!
Manxifer: Except you edited out all the parts with the robot!
egyptian316: They weren't working for me
Manxifer: No, it's because I was playing the robot and you were mad at me over some trivial thing.
egyptian316: First off, when I ask for my drink now I mean now now, not later now. Secondly, I gave you a script for a reason. You might have tried reading it.
Manxifer: It's called "improvising."
Manxifer: And I for one think the audience would have a much easier time empathizing with a singing robot.
Manxifer: Your robot, the way you wrote it, was just... cold... clinical... mechanical... like... a... well, like something I can't think of right now.
egyptian316: I might also point out how you destroyed several sets with that song and dance number of yours
Manxifer: That was just to... counterpoint... the... tragedy and pathos... of... robot existenssssaaaahfuckit. It was awesome and you know it.
egyptian316: ..well yeah, it was kinda awesome. It probably would have been better with the camera running though
egyptian316: See, you have to wait for me to yell START ACTING
Manxifer: I act when the muse takes me!
Manxifer: Which, if you'd been paying attention, you'd know is around the eighth shot.
egyptian316: I'm still impressed you were able to drink anything with that helmet on. I mean we were four days into production before we thought to put air holes in it
Manxifer: Huh... I don't remember that.
Manxifer: Come to think of it, I don't remember a lot about that movie.
egyptian316: The doctor said your memories would return in time
Manxifer: No, you said that. And I regret to inform you that putting a white coat on does not make you a doctor.
egyptian316: Man, the night we brought you into the hospital...that poor nurse just broke down.
Manxifer: Hospi-... man, what? I don't remember any hospital.
egyptian316: It was after the aborted "Space Robot Returns To Space" scene
egyptian316: The prop rocket had just a bit more oomph than we expected
Manxifer: I thought I dreamed you launching me into the side of a warehouse....
egyptian316: Ha! I wish you'd hit the warehouse! We might have been able to have found more of the parts of the suit that way. No, you ricocheted off a boulder and ended up way back in the woods
Manxifer: Was this around the time of my alien abduction?