It Is Completely Dark
Manxifer: So hey.
Manxifer: I don't want you to panic or anything?
Manxifer: But I think we should stock up on lightbulbs.
Manxifer: Also, we should get a flashlight for every room in the house and one to carry around while we're here.
egyptian316: Did the grue get out?
Manxifer: He may have.
Manxifer: Someone might have left the twelve doors to the Caverns of Eternal Darkness open.
Manxifer: But this is not the time for bitter recrimination.
egyptian316: Really? I would have thought this would have been the perfect time for that.
egyptian316: I like to get that out of the way before I start strangling you and using you as grue bait.
Manxifer: Oh sure, and while we're fighting, the lights go out, and then what happens, huh? Then what happens?
egyptian316: Then I would like to point out that one of us is wearing glow in the dark pjs and the other isn't
Manxifer: Wait, are those mine?
egyptian316: I don't see your name on them.
Manxifer: That's because it's in glow paint. Here, I'll turn out the light...
Manxifer: *turns out the light*
Manxifer: See? That's my name. Right across the chest.
egyptian316: Your name is Angus?
Manxifer: Your name isn't Angus either, smart guy!
egyptian316: These are my Angus Young pajamas! Don't you breathe heavy and drool at me just because you're wrong.
Manxifer: I'm not going to stand here and take your accusations. And you can just stop smacking your lips and dragging your nails along the wall too.
egyptian316: ...
egyptian316: Well, I think I'm going to ju*dives into the panic room, closes the door*
Manxifer: Just what? Brian? Did you go somewhere?
Manxifer: Oh wait, there you are. Man, you're a lot hairier than I remember. Slimier too.
egyptian316: No, I'm right here. You know how being congested makes me sound like I'm behind 6 inches of hardened steel.
Manxifer: Right, right.
Manxifer: Well, I think I'm gonna turn the li-*GLUMP*
egyptian316: I wonder what a liglump is?
Manxifer: *restarts the game*
Manxifer: Well. That was annoying.
egyptian316: You keep getting stuck on the same part.
Manxifer: I know. I'm starting to think I'm supposed to do something else during our conversation because all of the dialogue options result in me getting eaten anyway.
egyptian316: Didn't you find Lead Pipe and Brass Valve?
egyptian316: You're supposed to combine those.
Manxifer: For this puzzle? That makes no sense!
egyptian316: No see, first you pick the dialog option "Let's solve this problem together old buddy, like we always do!" then you pick "Hit from behind with crude club"
egyptian316: I figured out that most of the solutions involve treachery.
Manxifer: That would explain all the arsenic I've been finding in my food.
Manxifer: I don't want you to panic or anything?
Manxifer: But I think we should stock up on lightbulbs.
Manxifer: Also, we should get a flashlight for every room in the house and one to carry around while we're here.
egyptian316: Did the grue get out?
Manxifer: He may have.
Manxifer: Someone might have left the twelve doors to the Caverns of Eternal Darkness open.
Manxifer: But this is not the time for bitter recrimination.
egyptian316: Really? I would have thought this would have been the perfect time for that.
egyptian316: I like to get that out of the way before I start strangling you and using you as grue bait.
Manxifer: Oh sure, and while we're fighting, the lights go out, and then what happens, huh? Then what happens?
egyptian316: Then I would like to point out that one of us is wearing glow in the dark pjs and the other isn't
Manxifer: Wait, are those mine?
egyptian316: I don't see your name on them.
Manxifer: That's because it's in glow paint. Here, I'll turn out the light...
Manxifer: *turns out the light*
Manxifer: See? That's my name. Right across the chest.
egyptian316: Your name is Angus?
Manxifer: Your name isn't Angus either, smart guy!
egyptian316: These are my Angus Young pajamas! Don't you breathe heavy and drool at me just because you're wrong.
Manxifer: I'm not going to stand here and take your accusations. And you can just stop smacking your lips and dragging your nails along the wall too.
egyptian316: ...
egyptian316: Well, I think I'm going to ju*dives into the panic room, closes the door*
Manxifer: Just what? Brian? Did you go somewhere?
Manxifer: Oh wait, there you are. Man, you're a lot hairier than I remember. Slimier too.
egyptian316: No, I'm right here. You know how being congested makes me sound like I'm behind 6 inches of hardened steel.
Manxifer: Right, right.
Manxifer: Well, I think I'm gonna turn the li-*GLUMP*
egyptian316: I wonder what a liglump is?
Manxifer: *restarts the game*
Manxifer: Well. That was annoying.
egyptian316: You keep getting stuck on the same part.
Manxifer: I know. I'm starting to think I'm supposed to do something else during our conversation because all of the dialogue options result in me getting eaten anyway.
egyptian316: Didn't you find Lead Pipe and Brass Valve?
egyptian316: You're supposed to combine those.
Manxifer: For this puzzle? That makes no sense!
egyptian316: No see, first you pick the dialog option "Let's solve this problem together old buddy, like we always do!" then you pick "Hit from behind with crude club"
egyptian316: I figured out that most of the solutions involve treachery.
Manxifer: That would explain all the arsenic I've been finding in my food.