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Its... wierd; lately I've noticed a strange trend, as you may call it. Apparently Jeff enjoys posting in "our" LJ while pretending to be me. Now, I'm not sure whether he is likes me so much he wants to be like me, or if he is mocking me. This is because my writing is sub-par and relies on low brow phrases such as "i Sux DiK" to get laughs. Now, I am asking for YOUR help in preventing mistaken identity; i will be producing a series of "DIY" sessions, which will hopefully help you identify who is writing on this LJ.
HOW TO SPOT A FAKE-RHYS:
HAvE You PAID A PIRATE?
Chapter 1: Writing
Rhys writes in a satirical style of writing. His phrases are designed to be read with extaggerated intonation to give a sarcastic tone of writing.
Eg: "writing songs and sulking in my room. Nobody understands, NOBODY! Everything sucks!
...I'm going to go and write some poetry :("
Its important to note that rhys does actually do the activities he mentions; I was actually looking up lolic... information on Master Chef. If you understand "Sarcasm", this is easy to pick up.
Meanwhile, Jeff writes how he feels. There is always an element of truth behind what he writes as he uses livejournal to channel his feelings and gain attension so he feels "loved" or "needed".
This is an obvious cry for help. He is trying to create a sadistic tone of writing so that he doesn't feel vulnerable when writing this. Deep down inside, he knows he does "sucks dix" and wants our help. Please, don't tease him, if he continues imitating me, please try to understand. Its not his fault he sucks.
The above 2 paragraphs are scarcastic....aka it isn't true... or is it? Are you getting it yet? HAha DoubLE conFusE You!
STay Tuned For the Next Installment of "Patient Doctor Rhys and the irrepressible Mr Jeff"
Take Care Friends.
HOW TO SPOT A FAKE-RHYS:
HAvE You PAID A PIRATE?
Chapter 1: Writing
Rhys writes in a satirical style of writing. His phrases are designed to be read with extaggerated intonation to give a sarcastic tone of writing.
Eg: "writing songs and sulking in my room. Nobody understands, NOBODY! Everything sucks!
...I'm going to go and write some poetry :("
Its important to note that rhys does actually do the activities he mentions; I was actually looking up lolic... information on Master Chef. If you understand "Sarcasm", this is easy to pick up.
Meanwhile, Jeff writes how he feels. There is always an element of truth behind what he writes as he uses livejournal to channel his feelings and gain attension so he feels "loved" or "needed".
This is an obvious cry for help. He is trying to create a sadistic tone of writing so that he doesn't feel vulnerable when writing this. Deep down inside, he knows he does "sucks dix" and wants our help. Please, don't tease him, if he continues imitating me, please try to understand. Its not his fault he sucks.
The above 2 paragraphs are scarcastic....aka it isn't true... or is it? Are you getting it yet? HAha DoubLE conFusE You!
STay Tuned For the Next Installment of "Patient Doctor Rhys and the irrepressible Mr Jeff"
Take Care Friends.