My favorite PC Jokes

[quondam_king]

Unix:

You shoot youself in the foot.

Dos:

You keep running up against the one-bullet barrier.

MS-Windows:

The gun blows up in your hand.

Windows NT:

The gun is so huge and unwieldy that you have to keep swapping it from one hand to the another.

OS/2:

The gun and the bullet aren't speaking to eachother anymore.

Mac Finder:

It's easy to shoot yourself in the foot -- just point, and shoot.

AIX:

You can shoot youself in the foot with either a .38 or a .45

IRIX:

The Terminator shoots you in the foot. A T-Rex bites your other foot.

SVR4:

The gun isn't compatible with your foot.

Minix:

You learn how to shoot yourself in the foot with a Saturday Night Special.

Linux:

Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free.

HURD:

You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot real soon now.

VM/CMS:

IBM shoots you in the foot.

VMS:

\FOOT\ ambiguous: supply more toes.

Amiga-Dos:

The gun works pretty well, except that few people use one, and it's impossible to find bullets.

Mach:

The bullets work pretty well, but they don't make guns for it anymore.

Cray:

You shoot yourself in the foot with an Uzi.

MasPar:

You shoot all of your friends' feet simultaneously.