I am going to put the "am" back in ambition
I'm doing a survey of my peers, even though I understand there are few of you. This may impede real scientific value by having a deficient test group, but such is the state of my ambition. Also, screw science. Big waste of tax money just to tell us what we already know and some other stuff we don't understand.
1. Do you have ambitions and, if so, are they career related?
2. Are your ambitions helping you in life, or are they making you feel like a big failure?
3. If no ambitions, what the hell?
4. Failure.
5. What's wrong with me?
Please take this survey seriously, it's science. Also, I may need an assistant (with a calculatrix) to help me crunch the numbers. All I have is this computer, and noone has shown me how to use it yet, the lazy bastards.
1. Do you have ambitions and, if so, are they career related?
2. Are your ambitions helping you in life, or are they making you feel like a big failure?
3. If no ambitions, what the hell?
4. Failure.
5. What's wrong with me?
Please take this survey seriously, it's science. Also, I may need an assistant (with a calculatrix) to help me crunch the numbers. All I have is this computer, and noone has shown me how to use it yet, the lazy bastards.