i'm going to be an author.
i am SO tired.
i am going to write a book (i say that ALL the time), and this one will be called "a jaded spinster's guide to your shitty life." and inside, i will have chapters called "high school," "working in retail," and "buying your first house."
in the chapter called "buying your first house," i'll talk about how not fun the process is, and how crushing the disappointment is when you put in like 4 offers and no one accepts or it's snatched up before they get your offer, and how every person who says that it's supposed to be one of the most exciting parts of your life also says "it just wasn't meant to be!" when something falls through.
so anyway, i'll put you on the wait list for this book if you want me to. i'm sure it'll be a bestseller.
i am going to write a book (i say that ALL the time), and this one will be called "a jaded spinster's guide to your shitty life." and inside, i will have chapters called "high school," "working in retail," and "buying your first house."
in the chapter called "buying your first house," i'll talk about how not fun the process is, and how crushing the disappointment is when you put in like 4 offers and no one accepts or it's snatched up before they get your offer, and how every person who says that it's supposed to be one of the most exciting parts of your life also says "it just wasn't meant to be!" when something falls through.
so anyway, i'll put you on the wait list for this book if you want me to. i'm sure it'll be a bestseller.