i wanted to keep this to myself ...
but i have to share it, for your protection.
this weekend i was at my mom's, and i had to go out and get a suit. i realized i left all of my jeans at home and didn't have a reserve pair at her house. i couldn't wear my sweatpants to the mall, because they're sweatpants that my GRANDMOTHER gave me, and are size 3x or something stupid. so my only option was to borrow a pair of jeans from my mom.
this doesn't sound like a big deal until you realize that my mom owns two types of jeans: flannel lined, and MOM JEANS. flannel lined were out of the question. and as for the mom jeans? if you don't know what they are, view this:
i had to wear them. i put them on and the waist was so high, it literally went up to my chest. like, right under my bustline was where these things ended. and when worn as intended, i had a CT that would blow your mind. wtf? i had to roll them down to get them to fit in a logical fashion. the tapered legs were doing nothing for me. i tried to roll them up, but my brother said they looked even worse. off we went to the mall.
we shopped and ate dinner, and all day the jeans were bothering me. they were just so uncomfortable. i didn't know why until the next day when i realized that they caused CHAFING. WTF! i've NEVER had a chafing problem before. because of these wildly unattractive and poorly fitting jeans, i have been suffering from ass blisters for 3 days now. i'm not even joking. somehow they rubbed me in such a way that my butt, exactly where i sit, has two large and painful blisters. i've had to go commando because it hurts to walk.
what i'm saying here is that mom jeans are not only awful looking, but they're the devil. please boycott mom jeans. they do not look good on you. they do not look good on anyone. and all they do is cause everyone - those wearing them, and those viewing the wearers - unimaginable pain.
this weekend i was at my mom's, and i had to go out and get a suit. i realized i left all of my jeans at home and didn't have a reserve pair at her house. i couldn't wear my sweatpants to the mall, because they're sweatpants that my GRANDMOTHER gave me, and are size 3x or something stupid. so my only option was to borrow a pair of jeans from my mom.
this doesn't sound like a big deal until you realize that my mom owns two types of jeans: flannel lined, and MOM JEANS. flannel lined were out of the question. and as for the mom jeans? if you don't know what they are, view this:
Click to viewi had to wear them. i put them on and the waist was so high, it literally went up to my chest. like, right under my bustline was where these things ended. and when worn as intended, i had a CT that would blow your mind. wtf? i had to roll them down to get them to fit in a logical fashion. the tapered legs were doing nothing for me. i tried to roll them up, but my brother said they looked even worse. off we went to the mall.
we shopped and ate dinner, and all day the jeans were bothering me. they were just so uncomfortable. i didn't know why until the next day when i realized that they caused CHAFING. WTF! i've NEVER had a chafing problem before. because of these wildly unattractive and poorly fitting jeans, i have been suffering from ass blisters for 3 days now. i'm not even joking. somehow they rubbed me in such a way that my butt, exactly where i sit, has two large and painful blisters. i've had to go commando because it hurts to walk.
what i'm saying here is that mom jeans are not only awful looking, but they're the devil. please boycott mom jeans. they do not look good on you. they do not look good on anyone. and all they do is cause everyone - those wearing them, and those viewing the wearers - unimaginable pain.