Diamond in the rough

[quixoticmonkey]

It's not really like I have some kind of "heart knocked good and swelled up, a month overdue to burst, eraserhead for abortion" affliction that it couldn't be helped to let it out now. Frankly the worst thing about writers block is the sedated comfort one can get from the total lack of responsibilities one feels in his life once the employment

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[onevermind]

You make me laugh, so I'm adding you, if that's okay. If not, let me know. I figure we can all use friends.

[quixoticmonkey]

You read all that? Holy crap on a stick, I think that qualifies you for membership to an insane asylum... but you ever break out, sure, we can be friends. Lets start with "who are you?" "where you from?" "do you like... stuff?"

Thanks for the add.

[onevermind]

Awww silly, they let me out after the 72 hour observation thingy.
Anyways, I'm Aimee, annnnd I plan to be a very very poor painter when I grow up, either that or a cannibalistic food critic or Tinkertoy. Keeping my options open. I'm from New England, where the people are unfriendly and the weather shitastic. Right now I'm sleep-deprived and I'm trying to figure out the ways one can be a masochistical nihilist, and it's making my head ache, so night!

[quixoticmonkey]

Hi, Aimee... love the French spelling. It is French, no? Can never tell, I think a lot of dem ferren culture's presence is still taboo in the grand state of the union.
Anyway, let me introduce you personally to Chris, an unrealized midwestern genius of extraordinary potential unrealized not of out inability but merely spite towards the human race.
Your head aches because of me... I feel strangely... honored.

[onevermind]

Si, French. No accent though. Do you always introduce yourself in the third person manner, or is it just after french-bread teatimes?
If I felt honored everytime I made myself have a headache, I'd spend my days in a state of self-created euphoria.

[onevermind]

p.s. I just read my last cooment and realized that I....am...an ASS. YAY

[onevermind]

*comment. I fail at spelling.

[quixoticmonkey]

Dammit, I know the jist of what I wanted to say here but I could not decide whether to say it like GIR or Gunnery Sergeant Hartman... perhaps a combination of the two: "I like you.. I like you so much I want you to come home and fuck my sister."

Mind you, not to be followed by head molestation or sock to the gut.

And as a sidenote, "cooment" is a funny word.
It's like scuba. Say it. Scuba. Funny, no?

[onevermind]

That's it. I'm coming to get you. I need more entertainment here, and MA isn't thaaaaat far from Illnois. You know you don't reallllly wanna go to work or school or whatever anyways, so come hereeeeeeeee.
There, I've made my efforts in worsening impending carpal tunnel. Scuba.

[quixoticmonkey]

I'm sorry... fell of the edge of the world for a bit.
Come here? "Here" being Massachusetts? Hmm... not a bad idea, I suppose, to take some vacation out on the east coast one day. Never been there before and all. Hey, keep in touch, maybe I'll take you up on that.

[onevermind]

Boston, Massachusetts, to be precise. And yes, come, I'll show you the wonders of the city.....the homeless people....the wind tunnels.....the trash everywhere......the failed construction work.........annnnnd the culture!! Doesn't that sound appealing now?
Actually, Boston is really beautiful, and worth visiting. ; ) I just like it be an asshole to it because the people that inhabit it are assholes.
E-mail me if you ever plan to come in the future-- aebarrington@comcast.net