~Fortieth Spectacle~

[quitemysterious]

[Written]
Calling all applicants for the SOS-Brigade~ please sign up in front of House #10~ ♥

[Action]
[As ordered, Itsuki is now outside House #10 at a little desk with a myriad of papers in front of him. Kyonko's supposed to be nearby with a lolita innocent angel costume on, but Itsuki's been ordered into something simpler -- a regal outfit

Comments

[book_of_chaos]

[Wary, and yet curious, Leon heads out to watch the "applicants" that come by the house. He's trying to stay out of sight, and he could almost do it if he was particularly sneaky by name. But nooo, those cat instincts elude him.]

[quitemysterious]

[And of course, Itsuki's Filial spirit is "watching" things in the area. He gets a sharp stab in his skull (damn the fact his spirit gives him massive headaches) when the thing communicates with him and he nods before turning in Leon's direction, a smile on his face] You're Leon, correct~?

[book_of_chaos]

[Oh shi-- He scrambles away from his hiding place, looking ready to bolt.]

[quitemysterious]

[That's an attempt at a run to grab the kid's shoulder]

[book_of_chaos]

[Have a dictionary to the chin, Itsuki! I-- it would be the face, but he's short.]

[quitemysterious]

[FUCK THAT HURT. But still, even if that hurts like a bitch he can now tackle the kid]

[book_of_chaos]

[They both topple to the ground, Leon underneath.] OW!! L-- Let me go! Get off me!!

[quitemysterious]

See, I can't do that after you just assaulted me~ [Wow, he's still got a smile on]

[book_of_chaos]

[Oh god, Haruki's mentioning about moe shouta-boys is now streaming through his mind. He's trying even harder to get away.] AHHHHHH!!

[quitemysterious]

[Unfortunately, Itsuki is as skilled secret agent rapist high school student, so he'll be pinning you all nicely now, before smiling down at him] Now, now. You came to join the Brigade, right?

[book_of_chaos]

G-- get off of me, you sicko! I'm not here for anything!

[quitemysterious]

Sicko? I'm not sure I appreciate the comment. [Still, to show goodwill, he'll get off. The shock's probably too much for the kid to run anyway. Plus Itsuki's chin is bleeding] I'm merely fulfilling the orders of Lord Suzumiya. You're in my list of people to recruit.

[book_of_chaos]

[D-- don't say "he'll get off."] Ugh. Don't call that guy "Lord." I know real lords, and he's definitely not one. [He scoots away, but doesn't try to stand.]

[quitemysterious]

He's the commander of the SOS-Brigade, to which I'm a member. I need to show some degree of tribute. Still... [And here he neglects the title before sighing] Suzumiya is a character, wouldn't you say? [And here his eyes go serious] It's a pity that he's the God of my world, even if he is not aware of it.

[book_of_chaos]

God? Him? That's crazy. He's a kid. An eccentric kid.

[quitemysterious]

As crazy as it might sound, back home, he's the god of my world. His will becomes reality, and if he felt the world was garbage, he could remake it in seconds. [All of this is said with a deadly serious expression which leaves little to no room to assume falsehood]